25 ways you know your a swinger  

Raeven_Rose 37F
19 posts
1/30/2006 6:02 pm

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3/20/2006 6:17 pm

25 ways you know your a swinger


25. Giggling to yourself at the office when yourcoworkers tell you how wonderful their weekendwas...If they only knew!!!!
24. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visitrelatives you look up couples in the area
23. You have a lot of friends all over the world.
22. You come home with that "there's something aboutMary" hairstyle.
21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends,instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste oftime and money.
20. Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommyalready has her coat on when she comes out of thebedroom every Saturday night.
19. Wondering how to explain to the neighbors why 10couples show up on a Saturday night carrying overnight bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave untilearly Sunday afternoon.....
18. You never open the garage door until you're in thecar with the doors closed.
17. You both turn your head to watch the hot womanwalking down the street!
16. At the gym shower you're the only one with shavedballs.
15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nicerestaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothingyou can wear.
14. You spend more time grooming your privates thanmost porn stars.
13. You only know couples by their first names ande-mail addresses.
12. Many of your pictures are from different hotelrooms and in quite a few you have a conventionwristband on.
11. Your nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins withcouples names and phone numbers
10. You are sending out online Christmas cards topeople with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, andxoticcouple
9. All of a sudden.. you have friends in Minnesota,Utah, West Virginia, and New Mexico.
8. At work, when someone tells of a risqué adventure,most are shocked or stunned and you say "Cool!"
7. You are running out of reasons to tell your"normal" friends why you can't go out with them.
6. You go to Jamaica once a year and "Hedo" meanssomething to you.
5. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi.
4. Your closet is filled with 5" high heeled shoes...and you have more lingerie than most departmentstores.
3. You are running out of excuses to tell yourbaby-sitter why you come home at 4am on Satnights/Sunday morning and have a Freshly Fucked look.
2. Every bottle of liquor in your house has a bigsticker with your membership number or couple name onit.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL IF YOU'RE ASWINGER......
1. You see a really hot girl walking down the streetand you say to yourself "Gee, I wonder if she'll do mywife!"

dennysex692 44M
4 posts
1/30/2006 9:43 pm

you kow your addicted when both you and your wife enjoy having an additional sexual partner when making love and/or having sex.


Efilnikufecin69 47M

1/31/2006 1:36 am

LMAO! That was good!


rm_vanilla_not 57M
6 posts
1/31/2006 2:27 am

ROTFLMAO....Poetic I tell ya, poetic


Raeven_Rose 37F

1/31/2006 10:41 am

Thank you Guys Im glad you enjoyed them


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