Why women like dogs  

RUN2644 65M/69F  
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1/6/2006 7:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Why women like dogs

25) Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

24) Dogs miss you when you're gone.

23) You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

22) Dogs understand what "no" means.

21) Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

20) Dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with.

19) Dogs don't criticize your friends.

1 Dogs won’t stalk you if you get a new dog.

17) Dogs do not play games with you–except fetch. And dogs never laugh at how you throw.

16) Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

15) Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

14) A dog will never try to make you sleep in a wet spot.

13) You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

12) Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

11) The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10) Dogs understand if some of their friends can't come inside.

9) Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

7) Dogs never doubt who the boss around the house is.

6) You can sleep with a dog and not feel guilty about it the next morning.

5) Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

4) Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

3) Dogs are nice to your relatives.

2) You can train a dog.

1) Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

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