Nothing is better than sex!  

RUN2644 65M/69F  
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12/12/2005 7:33 am

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Nothing is better than sex!


Nothing is better than sex!

1. Nobody has ever has had to go to the clinic after doing nothing.

2. Nothing is free.

3. You can do nothing with members of the same sex and not have to worry about any rumors.

4. You can fall sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended.

5. It's perfectly acceptable to look bored while you do nothing.

6. While you may get fired for doing nothing at work, you probably won't get sued for it.

7. People generally don’t have the urge to smoke after doing nothing.

8. No man would dream of pressuring a woman to do nothing.

9. The less effort you make, the better the better you are at doing nothing.

10. Chances are, you won't feel the effects of doing nothing nine months from now.

11. Doing nothing when you are drunk won't lead to any embarrassing situations later on.

12. Men and women generally take the same amount of time to do nothing.

13 After a long night of doing nothing, you won’t walk funny in the morning.

14. You can do nothing in your car, on an airplane, in a closet, on work desk, in a restroom, on the toilet, in the bathtub, and on a hard tile floor in relative comfort.

15. PMS won't keep you from doing nothing (thank heavens).

16. Being "in the mood" to do nothing takes no big effort.

17. You can do nothing if you are paralyzed from the neck down.

18. There is no point in your life at which you are incapable of doing nothing.

19. People actually LIKE getting phone calls when they are doing nothing.

20. After doing nothing, you will never have to hear an apology for a disappointing experience!

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