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12/8/2005 9:45 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


"Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in
2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to
see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay Leno

"In an interview over the weekend on Japanese television, Bill Clinton
said Hillary would make a great president -- lousy intern but great, great
president." --Jay Leno

"The Clintons are getting ready for Christmas up in Chappaqua. It's the
same thing every year. Hillary comes down the stairs on Christmas morning to find a surprise under Bill." --Jay Leno

"Yesterday at Barnes & Noble Hillary Clinton had a book signing and a
lot of people showed up. 1,200 people showed up and statistically speaking that means 1 in 10 of those people slept with her husband." -David Letterman

"Hillary is everywhere. Last night she's on Barbara Walters, this
morning she's on Katie Couric, and tomorrow she goes on Diane Sawyer. This is the first time Hillary has been on more women than Bill." -Jay Leno

"In her book Hillary Clinton said she could have divorced her husband
for all of his infidelities, but decided to get counseling instead. In a
related story Bill Clinton announced the name of his new book is 'What Does It Take To Get This Woman To Leave Me?'" -Craig Kilborn

"Hillary said that when she first set eyes on Bill Clinton back in
college he had a beard and he reminded her of a Viking, which is perfect
because she reminded him of Iceland. ... Like a Viking, he is still out conquering and exploring virgin territory." -Jay Leno

"According to USA Today, former President Clinton has already read his
wife's new book five times. In fact, the former president has now spent
more time in bed with the book than he has with Hillary." -Conan O'Brien

"Hillary also said in the book it was a challenge to forgive Bill, but
she figured if Nelson Mandela could forgive, she could give it a try. Isn't
that amazing? I didn't know Clinton hit on Mandela's wife." -Jay Leno

"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign?
Know what sign? 'For Sale.'" -Jay Leno

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America.
Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." -Jay Leno

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