A Bear in a Bar in Buffalo  

RUN2644 65M/69F  
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12/8/2005 6:41 pm

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A Bear in a Bar in Buffalo


A bear walks into a bar in Buffalo, NY and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,

"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Buffalo."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,

"We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Buffalo."
The bear, very angry now, says,

"If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says,

"Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Buffalo"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states,

"Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Buffalo who are on drugs."

The bear says,

"I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says,

"You are now. That was a "barbitchyouate".

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