Kid's in church  

ROXYBARBIE 48F
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4/17/2006 2:28 pm

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5/26/2006 2:37 am

Kid's in church

> > > Jesus' Dad's Name
> > >
> > > A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's
> > > name?"
> > > One child answered, "Mary."
> > > The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
> > > A little kid said, "Verge."
> > > Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
> > > The kid said, " Well, you know they are always talking about Verge
> > > n' Mary.''
> > >
> > > ***********
> > > KIDS IN CHURCH
> > > 3-year-old, Reese:
> > > "Our Father, Who does art in
> > > heaven, Harold is His name.
> > > Amen."
> > >
> > >
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >
> > >
> > > A little boy was overheard praying:
> > > "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
> > > I'm having a real good time like I am."
> > >
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >
> > > After the christening of his baby brother in church,
> > > Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
> > > His father asked him three times what was wrong.
> > > Finally, the boy replied,
> > > "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
> > > Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
> > >
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >
> > > I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's
> > > Prayer
> > > for several evenings at bedtime,
> > > she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
> > > Finally, she decided to go solo.
> > > I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated
> > > each word right up to the end of the prayer:
> > > "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
> > > "but deliver us some E-mail.
> > >
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >
> > > One particular four-year-old prayed,
> > > "And forgive us our trash baskets
> > > as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
> > >
> > >
> > > A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way
> > > to church service,
> > > "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
> > > One bright little girl replied,
> > > "Because a lot of people are
> > > sleeping."
> > >
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >
> > > Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
> > > together in church.
> > > Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
> > > Finally, his big sister had had enough.
> > > "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
> > > "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
> > > Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
> > > "See those two men standing by the door?
> > > They're hushers."
> > >
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >
> > >
> > > A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3.
> > > The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
> > > Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
> > > "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
> > > 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
> > > Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
> > >
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >
> > > A father was at the beach with his children
> > > when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
> > > grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
> > > where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
> > > "Daddy, what happened to him?" the s on asked.
> > > "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
> > > The boy thought a moment and then said,
> > > "Did God throw him back down?"
> > >
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >
> > >
> > > A wife invited some people to dinner.
> > > At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
> > > "Would you like to say the blessing?"
> > > "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
> > > "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
> > > The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I
> > > invite all these people to dinner?"


rm_dacreamest 40F
1 post
4/17/2006 3:18 pm

that was so funny. thanks for shareing


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