FATHER... :-)  

ROXYBARBIE 48F
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5/1/2006 5:29 am

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5/1/2006 5:32 am

FATHER... :-)


A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVING AT HIM.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T
PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM,
SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?"

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE
FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME
HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS
WIFE AND SAYS,
"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR
PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH,
WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING,
WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY
AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?"

SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR DAUGHTER'S MATH TEACHER".

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