My time in exile.  

Queen_Of_Wands 46F
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5/14/2006 8:44 pm

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5/14/2006 8:48 pm

My time in exile.

Having had a brief period of deposition on account of being falsely found guilty of being American, One feels it only appropriate to post this:

At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth last night, George W. Bush turned to the Queen and said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." The Queen replied "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George W could utter another word, the Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

Excerpted from boremedotcom

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