My least favourite AFF phrase  

Queen_Of_Wands 46F
228 posts
5/1/2006 6:28 pm

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5/4/2006 5:00 pm

My least favourite AFF phrase

..see if you can guess what it is.

piamatter 44F

5/1/2006 7:40 pm

My least favorite "i m not looking to change my situation"

Queen_Of_Wands 46F

5/2/2006 10:49 am

Anyone using those AdultFriendFinder standardised profiles needs to be shot, it's just lazy and gives no idea what they're actually like. Except that they're lazy.

haversack_smith 40M
6192 posts
5/2/2006 2:50 pm

Well, it's another of the standardised phrases, but the one about "blowing down the freeway" or similar really gets on my wick. Not sure why.

The worse original phrase I've ever seen isn't one I've encountered myself, but one someone else had been mailed and was complaining about in their blog. "I can't wait to start sticking my cock in lots of different holes." Urrhhhh... yech.

Or in women's profiles... "must be available at short notice". Are guys really going to be sitting my the phone on the offchance a woman's gonna call and say "get round here in ten minutes, I need a licking"? Seriously guys, if you think that sounds fun, get a hobby. And a bit of pride.

Queen_Of_Wands 46F

5/2/2006 4:16 pm

That's the spooky thing, bumbag..these people do exist. Makes me wonder where they hid before the genesis of AdultFriendFinder; after all, they could hardly put a postcard up in a newsagent's window asking for that sort of thing. Or could they?

I've got nothing against sex but I've always had a suspicion that an alarmingly high percentage of people here have never had any in the presence of another human being. That is spooky, and explains the smog of desperation all around, fuelled by naff porn and Lara-Croft-alikes on their Playstations.

Neediness just isn't attractive and confidence is. Also money and 36GGGGGG breasts/a 22 inch penis/owning a private island in the Pacific*

*delete as appropriate

haversack_smith 40M
6192 posts
5/3/2006 1:01 pm

Reckon you'd need a private island in the pacific to store those 36GGGGGG breasts...

Reminds me of a mail I got a couple of years ago. Obviously as a man I don't get many replies to women I try to contact, but this was one rare woman who did reply (albeit it wasn't a personal reply). I don't have it anymore so I'll paraphrase from memory... "Thanks to all the guys who mailed me, I don't have time to read all your messages but please reply to (email address) giving your location, phone number and what times you're available. I travel on business and I want to have a choice of guys to call on wherever I happen to be staying." Needless to say, this didn't make me feel special or wanted, so I didn't reply.

I guess, I've got nothing against people making arrangements like this if they enjoy it and it works out well for them, but it's not for me.

Queen_Of_Wands 46F

5/3/2006 5:58 pm

IMO women like that are just gross, they might as well just stand in the street with their knickers round their ankles and chew the cud between penetrations. Any guy who'd get turned on by a woman who sits on anything is not fuckable material; think of the cooties, for a start.

Sex isn't just sex, it can be really lousy...if someone just wants to interlock bits with anything inside a 1000 mile radius then it's fair to assume that they are a really appalling lay. As well as bloody unfussy, which isn't appealing either.

Your email skank sounds more as if she's on a power trip than anything else, bumbag. And I reckon that the majority of people just fantasise about 'stranger sex' and would either run a mile or be too sweaty and fumbly to perform well if they did go ahead with it. Doesn't pay to buy into 'advertising', it's inevitably a con in some form or other.

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