Kung Fu Porno  

PointyGoodness 48M/43F
54 posts
8/31/2005 10:11 pm

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Kung Fu Porno

Jman and I were watching this porno...but his kids were here so we had to keep the volume low...when all of a sudden in the midst of some hot girl lick girl action he busted out with Kung Fu sound effects...

woosh....woosh...KA-psh! KA-pa! Whock! HIIIII-YAH! WaAAAAAAAAAH!

(my hell...who ever thought it would be so hard to type how kung fu sounds...)

It was about the most hilarious thing that I'd ever heard...totally ruined the movie "mood", but we spent the next 30 minutes making up dialogue for the porno with the sound off and let me tell you...the movie was improved with lines like, "You know my uncle Green Dragon?" "I have been chosen by the emperor to fulfill the prophecy!" "Now lick my cock Grasshopper!"
(must all be said in slaughtered Chinese accent) and for anyone who knows Kung Fu...you see the humor in all this.

We've decided to start a Kung Fu Porno club where we dub all porno's with Kung Fu sound effects and then resell. We'll be so big we'll have to have the Kung Fu Porno Oscars.

Anyone want to join our club?

Tonight we're watching a kung fu movie with the sound off so we can make "porno" sounds. We'll let you know if it works.


neocpl8 44M/40F

9/1/2005 12:03 am

I love the way your mind works. Pornos, although having a certain visual excitement, almost entirely lack any humor (or for that matter, anything at all which could be considered entertaining). I would be first in line to buy a "Kung-fu porno". Sex is definately not serious business for us, and it always feels better when we can laugh out-loud at the humor of it all. You should see some of the bizarre faces we make sometimes when it feels really good. I would like to have more reasons to be able to laugh at the world.


cplhot4play 55M/55F

9/1/2005 12:09 am

OMG! I could just see you two!!!! I laughed so hard at the 'Grasshopper' line my sides hurt! IT has got to work in reverse for the Kung fu movie. I think it would work even better actually......as the voices never match the lips anyway! LOL! Invite me.....I make great Porno sounds. <wink>


KhaosKitty 42F
123 posts
9/1/2005 2:10 am

I am laughing so hard that I am about to fall out of my chair! I sooooo want to be part of the club. Pick me! Oh! Pick me!


rm_Techie321 44M

9/1/2005 8:23 am

Cum Tsu, the Art of Sex:

He will cum who knows when to thrust and when not to thrust. He will cum who knows how to handle both breast and pussy. He will cum whose army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks. He will cum who, prepared himself, waits to take his lover unprepared. He will win who has sexual capacity and is not interfered with by another.

Ok, so it's not Kung Fu, Grasshopper...


ProtonicMan 48M

9/1/2005 8:48 pm

That is TOOO funny! I love the idea! So what moving are you watching tonight?

Crouching Pussy, Hidding Salami?

TJ


PointyGoodness 48M/43F

9/1/2005 9:36 pm

You all get to be automatically part of the club just because you made us laugh so hard. Protonic...had we been drinking milk it would have exited out our noses with that movie title.

HiiiiYAH!


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