Todays Hornyscope according to hornyhumor.com  

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5/9/2006 2:58 pm

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Todays Hornyscope according to hornyhumor.com

*AQUARIUS*
JAN 20- FEB 18
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absloute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal partner is a labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

*PISCES*
FEB 19- MAR 20
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

*ARIES*
MAR 21- APR 19
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a #%@$ about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masterbate at a wedding.

*TAURUS*
APR 20-MAY 18
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you are bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and constantly smell of piss.

*GEMINI*
MAY 19-JUN 21
Your star sign denotes an air of dualty in your character. Simply you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real %#%@*@& weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

*CANCER*
JUN 22-JUL 22
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscruplous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

*LEO*
JUL 23-AUG 22
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid.. you have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

*VIRGO*
AUG 23- SEPT 22
You like the good things life and know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

*LIBRA*
SEPT 23- OCT 22
You are the forgiving type and don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

*SCORPIO*
OCT 23- Nov 21
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

*SAGITARIUS*
NOV 22- DEC 21
You are the romantic mushy type, soft hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent "Sleepless in Seattle" to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

*CAPRICORN*
DEC 22- Jan 19
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.


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