Why I'd rather be a woman  

Phuc_Buddy 46M
211 posts
5/24/2006 4:56 am

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5/25/2006 4:38 am

Why I'd rather be a woman

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

7. Women live longer than men.

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.

30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.

34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.


MWWwantsmore 51F

5/24/2006 5:06 am

Thats right! Us women ROCK!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:32 pm:
Yes YOU do!

Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:32 pm:
Yes YOU do!

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
5/24/2006 5:37 am

Love these


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:32 pm:
Thanks CC, not get a move on and start posting!

PurplePeach72 44F  
9199 posts
5/24/2006 5:57 am

Love your Ode to Women! Very nice, and most ae so true! Have a great day! {=}LeeAnn

Kisses,
LA


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:33 pm:
I guess I'm going to have to do some research and see which ones aren't.

Thanks!

caressmewell 53F

5/24/2006 7:01 am

LOL, Thank you...I needed a good morning laugh!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:35 pm:
Thanks and you are most welcome. If you need more laughs let me pimp out Daily Jokes and Musings for a great morning laugh. I stop by everyday and always get a chuckle!

honeycomb1974 44M/43F
282 posts
5/24/2006 7:42 am

Most are true but you are wrong on a few I picture most men I talk to naked, I caught my navel ring in my zipper, I have the worst tv and radio a.d.d. you have ever seen, and most of all I think about sex every 3 Min's. Other than that yes it is great to be a woman. Honey


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:36 pm:
Thanks Honey for clearing up a few of the mysteries. I just have to ask...how did you get your navel ring caught? You wearing old man pants that come up to the bottom of your boobs or what?

RedheadedMedStd 34F

5/24/2006 8:18 am

A lot of those are very true. My suggestion? If you want all the benefits, without the sex change? Go gay!

On second thought, don't do that. I'll have some really pissed off AdultFriendFinder bloggers!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:37 pm:
LOL...how about I go metrosexual? All the benefits but I don't piss anyone off.

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

5/24/2006 8:34 am

Have a baby...!!! Then will talk..!!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:38 pm:
No thanks it was painful enough just watching when my son was born.

NSAAddict 42F

5/24/2006 1:08 pm

LOL, with the exception of 3, 17, and 18 I completely agree with you


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 2:06 pm:
Well now that explains a great deal doesn't it!


MWWwantsmore 51F

5/24/2006 4:48 pm

You pimping me out now!!!! Thought you wanted me all to yourself


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 5:18 pm:
I'm pimping out your blog...you on the other hand I will keep all to myself.

honeycomb1974 44M/43F
282 posts
5/24/2006 6:05 pm

No silly, I don't wear old man pants. My heart charm that dangles from my navel ring got caught in my zipper. Honey


saddletrampsk 54F

5/24/2006 9:38 pm

gotta love being a chickie..


ldftb1 35M
214 posts
5/25/2006 2:41 am

Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
thats because gay waiters or hairdressers dont imagine their cock up a WOMAN's virgin little tight asshole.

If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute. only works for blondes actually


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