What Makes Life 100%?  

Phuc_Buddy 46M
211 posts
6/13/2006 6:13 am

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6/14/2006 2:03 am

What Makes Life 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far .........

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you. So you see people by doing all thsi asskissing I'm giving you over 100%! What more could you really want?


PurplePeach72 44F  
9199 posts
6/13/2006 7:03 am

Soo funny. DOn't know where you have the energy to come up with all of these funnies. {=}LeeAnn

Kisses,
LA


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/13/2006 8:24 am:
You are just jealous that I am giving ASSKISSING percent and all your HARDWORK doesn't eaven come close!

Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/13/2006 8:24 am:
Thanks LeeAnn it is a tiring job but someone has to do it!

MWWwantsmore 51F

6/13/2006 7:20 am

Yeah Yeah I have heard that one before! But its a good one


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/13/2006 2:26 pm:
When its on my blog it's all good!

NSAAddict 42F

6/13/2006 12:27 pm

LOL, blowjob is only 92%... hmmmm, and here I thought I was giving at least 110%


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/13/2006 2:27 pm:
Well you're so good at it you only have to put in the 92% to guarrantee a 110% satisfaction rate!

RedheadedMedStd 34F

6/13/2006 6:32 pm

I'm glad that I got to come back to have something to laugh to. It's gonna help me get my abs back by reading your blog everyday. Just so you know you're a contributing friend in my life.


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/14/2006 2:04 am:
First of congratulations. Secondly welcome back. I'll do my best to help you with those abs!

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