Webster to the rescue....  

Phuc_Buddy 46M
211 posts
5/8/2006 2:21 am

Last Read:
5/17/2006 2:08 am

Webster to the rescue....

The Woman Translations Guide:

The woman says: We need
The woman means: I want

The woman says: It's your decision
The woman means: The correct decision should be obvious

The woman says: Do what you want
The woman means: You'll pay for this later

The woman says: We need to talk
The woman means: I need to complain

The woman says: Sure... go ahead
The woman means: I don't want you to

The woman says: I'm not upset
The woman means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The woman says: You're... so manly
The woman means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The woman says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The woman means: I have flabby thighs.

The woman says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The woman means: I want a new house.

The womoan says: I want new curtains.
The woman means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The woman says: I need wedding shoes.
The woman means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The woman says: Hang the picture there
The woman means: No, I mean hang it there!

The woman says: I heard a noise
The woman means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The woman says: Do you love me?
The woman means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The woman says: How much do you love me?
The woman means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The woman says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The woman means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The woman says: Am I fat?
The woman means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The woman says: You have to learn to communicate.
The woman means: Just agree with me.

The woman says: Are you listening to me?
The woman means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The woman says: Yes
The woman means: No

The woman says: No
The woman means: No

The woman says: Maybe
The woman means: No

The woman says: I'm sorry
The woman means: You'll be sorry

The woman says: Do you like this recipe?
The woman means: You better get used to it

The woman says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The woman means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The woman says: Was that the baby?
The woman means: Get out of bed and walk him

The woman says: I'm not yelling!
The woman means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The woman says: The same old thing.
The woman means: Nothing.

The woman says: Nothing.
The woman means: Everything.

The woman says: Nothing, really.
The woman means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The woman says: I don't want to talk about it.
The woman means: I'm still building up steam.

NSAAddict 42F

5/8/2006 3:40 am

LOL, I'm tempted to do a rebuttal man communication post Why can't we all just say what we mean? It'd make life so much easier!

Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/8/2006 4:45 am:
It would make life dull and boring. Go ahead I can't wait to see this rebuttal post! Game On!

MWWwantsmore 51F

5/8/2006 4:58 am

Hmmm maybe NSA and I should get together on this one!

Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/8/2006 5:03 am:
Oh great I think I had better run for cover!

RedheadedMedStd 34F

5/16/2006 10:19 pm

Oh Jeez, these are true for me sometimes too! But I also say what I mean most of the time, does that make me a hypocrite?

Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/17/2006 2:08 am:
No it just means you confuse us, the lesser species, only half the time!

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