The Marriage Test  

Phuc_Buddy 46M
211 posts
5/24/2006 4:54 am

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5/26/2006 5:09 am

The Marriage Test

True story, I was happy. Okay so right off you know it is not true...I'm never happy.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

PurplePeach72 44F  
9199 posts
5/24/2006 5:59 am

Great joke! I can see it now..hehe {=}LeeAnn


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:27 pm:

honeycomb1974 44M/42F
282 posts
5/24/2006 8:07 am


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:28 pm:
Glad I could make you laugh. Oh and thanks for stopping by and posting.

RedheadedMedStd 34F

5/24/2006 8:21 am

The version I have is that it's a Mom, not a sister, good joke nonetheless.

How is it that we have such similar humor? I think there is some kinda cliche about that isn't there?

Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/24/2006 12:30 pm:
You may think it is some type of cliche, but I tend to believe it is some type of kizmit. Put us in the same room and the sexual tension would be a spectator sport!

MWWwantsmore 51F

5/24/2006 4:50 pm

Love this one, I have heard it before

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