Rejected Greeting Cards...  

Phuc_Buddy 46M
211 posts
6/8/2006 5:18 am

Last Read:
6/9/2006 6:04 am

Rejected Greeting Cards...

So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
when I looked at the tire
I noticed your cat... Sorry!

You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.

Heard your wife left you
How upset you must be
But don't fret about it
She moved in with me.

You totaled your car
and can't remember why
could it have been
that case of Bud Dry?


MWWwantsmore 51F

6/8/2006 5:49 am

You trying to compete with me with the jokes? We could have a joke war! lol


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/8/2006 7:30 am:
Bring it on hot stuff!

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/8/2006 8:13 am

LOL... I actually told my Dad a few years ago how lucky he was, I may be Odd, but I'm not a prostitute, a junkie, married with 6 kids, on the dole, etc... I don't think he thought it was a funny as I did!!!!



Odds


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/8/2006 8:38 am:
I don't know if I would find that funny either. I think there would be more feelings of relief and knowing I did a good job!

NSAAddict 42F

6/8/2006 12:52 pm

I think I'm going to send out the hooker one to a few of my friend's dads for father's day


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/8/2006 1:37 pm:
LOL that would altogether too funny!

MWWwantsmore 51F

6/9/2006 5:53 am

You got it

GAME ON!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/9/2006 6:09 am:
Hey that's my line!

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