Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse...  

Phuc_Buddy 46M
211 posts
6/7/2006 2:30 am

Last Read:
6/8/2006 4:45 am

Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse...

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47.

Good: The secretary said "yes."
Bad: Your wife says "no."

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: He's gay.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad: It's performance art.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
Bad: For real.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's thirteen.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.
Bad: Making a sex ed video.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/7/2006 6:09 am

Dayum skippy!



Odds


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/7/2006 8:55 am:
I'll take that as a indication that you like it?

MWWwantsmore 51F

6/7/2006 6:11 am

Those are too funny!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/7/2006 8:55 am:
Glad you liked them.

JustaSeeker 105F

6/7/2006 8:00 am

Hmmm, weird mood today...


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/7/2006 8:58 am:
Are you referring to yourself or me?

RedheadedMedStd 34F

6/7/2006 9:39 am

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds

I can kinda relate to that one. My downstairs neighbor can't keep his clothes on when he gets drunk. I don't think he's 350, but he's big enough. One night when we were having a party he made of the girls his muse. It was me.


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/7/2006 10:32 am:
LOL...lucky you

NSAAddict 42F

6/7/2006 1:50 pm

I got the zobmondo feeling from these gross but funny


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