Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines  

Phuc_Buddy 46M
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5/18/2006 5:11 am

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5/18/2006 1:06 pm

Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

Okay so I have posted about the worse pick up lines so now I just had to post about some of the comebacks you should be dropping when you get the cheese factor!

1. Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2. Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

3. Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

4. So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.

5. Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.

6. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized

7. Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

8. I would go to the end of the world for you.
But would you stay there?

9. If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


RedheadedMedStd 34F

5/18/2006 9:15 am

I've gotten this email before, it was too good to not actually use. I think I have used the last one and the first one.


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/18/2006 10:29 am:
But the question is would you use one of them on me?

NSAAddict 42F

5/18/2006 12:29 pm

I had someone use the "How do you like your eggs, fried scrambled or fertilized?" line on me once... I laughed my ass off and told him "I don't eat eggs, are you any good at making pancakes?" He stuttered... I gigled and walked away, it was fun.


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/18/2006 1:07 pm:
You're in trouble now! I am a damn good cook, hehehehe

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