14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job  

Phuc_Buddy 46M
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5/19/2006 5:23 am

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5/19/2006 7:28 pm

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

RedheadedMedStd 34F

5/19/2006 8:55 am

Aren't you ever afraid of running out of funny stuff? I would be! I've seen some of these before, but definitely not #6, I wish that worked in real life!

Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/19/2006 10:41 am:
Well if I do then I can just go on posting about my what is going on in my life and that should give you all a real good laugh!

Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/19/2006 7:28 pm

What is going on here? I figured all you horn dog drinkers would love this post! Who doesn't want to throw a few back at work and get it one with that hottie down the hall?

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