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Phineas1962 48M
382 posts
1/7/2006 3:42 am

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It

Yes, it's that one.

If you have been following my post in the Groups, it her, THE Neighbor, she's back.

She been advoiding me for the last three weeks, then, out of the blue, yesterday she calls. She wanted her son and my son to hang out (they are both 7 years old in the same class in school).

So she came over, (just happens the warden was out of the house, THE Neighbor always knows when the warden is gone, the warden's car is gone) and we chit-chat a little.

So, me the dumb ass I am, asked when we can hang.

She said she's kinda busy this weekend, since she painting her basement, but she may need help on Sunday. Then gave me that sexy THE Neighbor look she gives, that she know send chill down my spine.

Did I also tell you that THE Neigbor made a point to tell me that her son will be gone the Sunday with his father?

Did I tell you the the warden said, last month, "I do not care if you go out with her. I do not care if you chingar her, you pendejo...canto de cabrón"?

Did I tell you the the warden gets a Spanish accent when she's pissed?

It's the last words, "you pendejo...canto de cabrón" got me worried.

Just a little.

So should I go "painting" on Sunday?

Should I start this shit again?

Will the warden finally say, "Release the hounds on the carebicho"?

Stayed tuned...


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
1/7/2006 5:41 am

Find something else to occupy your time. Pissed off wardens can be a lot to handle and a little fun aint worth it my friend.

I can play checkers with you on line to keep you outta trouble

Purry {=}

Purry


feel_my_heat 36F  
283 posts
1/7/2006 2:31 pm

NO PHINEAS!!!

She will be calling you more then a carebicho if you do it. This chick is bad news, NO NO NO NO NO NO

BAD BAD!!

Wait send me a picture of this girl,

Wait what the hell am I saying, NO Phineas don't do it. Remember the no friends rule. You where just preaching to me about it.

No lo haga!! Su esposa estará tan enojada en usted. Sé que usted necesita sexo pero piensalo bien.

WATCH OUT PUERTO RICAN WOMEN WITH A KNIFE!!


kitz6 59F

1/7/2006 6:39 pm

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??????????????????

Dear, darling Phineas do NOT help this silly woman with her painting or any other 'projects'. This is simply too close to home.


Phineas2005 48M
854 posts
1/7/2006 11:44 pm

"Remember the no friends rule."

She no longer my wife's friend.

Ahhh, a legal loop hole....

Although today got to hang out with a woman I had my eye on for a while....

And yes she's latina....very pretty eyes...spanish hips and butt..became kissy huggy after the Redskins win...hope to see her Wednesday....and Sunday...

BTW, Hail to the Redskins.....


feel_my_heat 36F  
283 posts
1/8/2006 12:21 pm

She is no longer your wife's friend for a reason.....REMEMBER!


Phineas2005 48M
854 posts
1/8/2006 5:14 pm

UPDATE:

Went over late on purpose. Nothing much happened, mainly talked, as I wanted.

So the neigbor and friend rule still intact...well not broken again.

Next test is Friday....yeah, I'm an idiot...


rappahannock_man 61M
1102 posts
1/8/2006 10:17 pm

Thank God, P2005! You dodged the bullet! Next Friday go to the movies or something....


Phineas2005 48M
854 posts
1/9/2006 7:12 pm

UPDATE:

Now THE Neighbor is kinda freaking out because her son and my son will be on the same baseball team, and guess who's the coach?

You guess it, its me.

"Hello, {my wife's name} nice day for fuckin' your hus....I mean play baseball."

Then she game me her new cell number and she is free all Friday, especially all Friday night.

The spring is looking more and more interesting...

At least you can not call me boring....


feel_my_heat 36F  
283 posts
1/10/2006 3:10 pm

Geezzzz Phineas


Phineas2005 48M
854 posts
1/10/2006 6:14 pm

Yeah, yeah. It's too close. She's too much drama. I think I will an excuse for this Friday to skip out.

Elmo: "What about me? I think I'll be skipping out, buddy, and hang out with Cookie."


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