Welfare sex! Public assistance sex! Sex stamps!  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
6/29/2005 1:39 pm

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Welfare sex! Public assistance sex! Sex stamps!

Song of the day: Cat Scratch Fever-Ted Nugent

Ever think one of the worst insults would be a “charity fuck.” Someone going to bed with you just to be “nice?” How low would that make a person feel? “Well gee nobody else will, so I will be polite, ok strip down, but do not remove your bag on your head.” I would rather fall into a pit of hot oil, than feel this humiliated.

Like an economic commodity not all sexuality has equal market value, demand v. supply. The 20 something hot bi babe commands a premium, the middle aged, beer belly, married but bored, male, ….well lets think positive. With new programs we could balance things out!

But maybe a solution can be found. We could have some organizations that could assist the “getting some challenged” in feeling like they are human again.

1- The Sex Welfare bill:
Pass a bill that works like food stamps. Those that can’t get any fill out some paper work, watch a video about condoms, then are lead back to a room where a person of their sexual preference takes care of their needs. The leave with a pamphlet titled some thing like “sexuality and you.” Every six months they would have to reapply, but could benefit society.

2- Sex Advance Loans
Like those payday loan places like check into cash, we could have Check into Ass. You Fill out your form, and then get sex. The only catch is that on “pay day” you have to come in and perform a sex act on someone. Sex day advance, why not.

3-Sex chain letter/pyramid
You join the club. You are given 5 names; you go have sex with those 5 people. You then place your name in the number 5 spot, move everyone else up removing number 1. Send out your letter to many people as you can. Then you wait, soon over 100,000 people will show up to have sex with you.

4-Bartering
There are clubs, and organizations where you barter talents to save money. Say you paint a house; you would receive a credit to use when you need something done at your house, another barter club member shows up and helps you, and receives his/her credit so on and so on, no money just bartering. Why not for sex? So you could go give some head for an hour, and receive your barter credit to use later with another club member. Like habitat for humanity, sexuality for humanity, do it for your community! Will fuck for food?

5-A lottery
If you choose the right numbers you get to have the person in the picture. Get 4 numbers right get a lesser prize like a live show or hand used on you. Win a sex doll or something.

Well other countries have a better chance of starting something like this. Wonder if sexual violence would decrease with more access to sexual satisfaction? A Point for another day!


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
6/29/2005 3:28 pm

I would vote for the sex welfare bill but it will never pass while the republicans are in the majority


Apolybear 54M

6/30/2005 7:07 pm

So, you're the one who sent me that chain letter...lol

I fully endorse and support your domestic agenda. Can you get us out of Iraq too?


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

6/30/2005 9:10 pm

Yes refunds

No I am not republican nor democrat, so I can vote for anything

Would love to get us out of Iraq, but Jayr's post relates to that I do think.


dancewithme29 46F

7/3/2005 10:44 pm

I think this is brilliant. If more people were satisfied in bed we'd be a happier more productive country less inclined toward violence.
Peace out.


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