The curse  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
8/20/2005 10:30 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The curse

Song of the day Witch Doctor-David Seville


Disclaimer:
We are not out to offend any Voo Doo practitioner, we are simply goofing around. No offence meant!


Now you can put a Voo Doo curse on someone stupid, annoying, or wronged you.

Just say “Mim Mim Mia Voo Doo Cumquat!” I curse thee with _____. (Choose your curse below)

A-Penis fall off
B-Boobs Fall off
C-Penis and Boobs fall off
D-Step in poop
E-Slip and fall in poop
F-Have a camping outhouse break and they fall into the poop pit
G-Somebody will laugh at their genitals
H-Their ass will get fat(ter)
I-A poodle will bite their butt
J-A pitbull will bite their butt
K-They will have sex with an ugly person
L-Someone will think they are the ugly person
M-They will have phone sex, and the phone will get pregnant
N-They will have safe sex, but the safe will turn out to be gay
O-Jock itch/ Yeast infection
P-Yeast infection in their nose
Q-Dead skunk in their air vent
R-Flatulence during an intimate encounter
S-Flat tire in the center lane on the expressway during rush hour
T-Some sicko will put something “icky” in their crème filled doughnut
U-A escort agency will refuse a date with them
V-They will have a secret admirer, from prison
W-Intestinal worms
X-House get haunted by a perverted ghost
Y-Will get mooned, by a greasy old guy
Z-Nobody will want to “Yummy Those Boobs” ever again

Now go do that Voo Doo that you do!



treats1326 56M

8/20/2005 12:33 pm

Wow that scares me


rm_vixenflir 58M
295 posts
8/20/2005 1:50 pm

I claim 'T' and will use it at work starting tomorrow! Was wondering how to get back at that bitch! Thanks! and Jezebelle - just move your lap-top screen into a position where there is no glare on it. Thats what I had to do. The writting is there, its just hard to see against the white screen (some voodoo crap I think{lol}!)


ExploreMore4Me 59F

8/20/2005 2:00 pm

Dear P&S.... Ummmm...houston...you have a problem! Where's the text? Or is this the entire point? LMAO! I think what we have here ladies & gentlemen is a failure to communicate text to your blog posting!

Hugs & Kisses!

EM4M


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/20/2005 3:22 pm

Just highlight it with your cursor and you can read it.

The blog was fun but if I spend the rest of the day with "My friend, the Witch Doctor, he taught me what to do. My friend, the Witch Doctor, he taught me what to say. He said: Oooo eeeee oooo ahhhh ahhhh ting, tang, walla walla bing bang" all day, I'm gonna be pissed.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

8/20/2005 5:01 pm

OK, I was really determined and I read it... But if you keep posting stuff that I can't see, I'll have to put a voodoo curse on you!


bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

8/20/2005 5:07 pm

Oh, and song of the day - David Seville, eh? wasn't that the guy that became the manager of the Chipmunks? The music industry is a bizarre one!


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/20/2005 5:21 pm

LMAO

I was wondering where that perverted ghost and greasy old guy came from.

I'm never going to eat another creme filled doughnut


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


Theflinkychick 105F

8/20/2005 5:31 pm

This was fun, thanks...

The invisible writing was cool... LOL, high tech invisible ink!

Not all who wander are lost.


patsam69 51M/51F

8/20/2005 6:56 pm

hmmm...I know someone that i would LOVE A, E and especially G to happen to! gotta find my voodoo doll and big old pins!


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/20/2005 7:49 pm

hotwahine You had to go give away the voodoo text reading secret.
Now you must pay...


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/20/2005 8:35 pm

yes mouse over the text it will show.

ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang


hourglasses 47F

8/21/2005 5:27 am

That reminds me...I still have that voodoo doll. When one of my friends quit working for my company she gave us all voodoo dolls. The box says its 'The anger management program you can stick with'. I'm still saving mine for a rainy day


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/21/2005 8:18 pm

Yes Daid Seville of Chip monk fame.

Alvin
Alvin!
ALVIN!!

Ok Dave!

dave's not here AHAHAH
sorry wrong dave..


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/21/2005 11:55 pm

P&S- "Dave's not here"... I love that!!! I don't know how many times I listened to that track on the CD, and laughed my ass off! (Of course, that was when I used to smoke weed. lol) Too funny!

"No, man... I'M DAVE!"

(Btw, this post had my evil mind working overtime! lol)

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Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/22/2005 9:45 am

Oh an evil mind in over drive.... oh my!

You smoked weed? what a naughty girl!


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