That Dirty Old Man!  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
7/30/2005 11:58 am

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That Dirty Old Man!

Song of the day: And When I Die-Blood Sweat and Tears

I was looking over the retirement plan, planned when, how, living cost adjustments. A pretty grim picture I do say, but I have a plan!

I decided when I am an old man I am moving to Nantucket! I will be the Old Man from Nantucket!

Nantucket Massachusetts really exists. Well this is a revelation to a Westerner, all you sophisticated easterners please keep you snickers quiet, grin. As a kid I considered Nantucket a mystical place, with old men who grin, and wipe their chin. I did imagine happy ladies as well.

Anyway what is great is they have a houseboat mooring at Nantucket. For about $1300 I can get an old houseboat, and fix it up over the next 20 years. When the kiddoes leave the nest, BAM! Off to Nantucket, a houseboat, I can truck it.

I wonder how many other old men live in Nantucket? I would want to be THE old man from Nantucket. So when I travel and meet young cuties, who need some company. They will ask where you from Old Man? Nantucket. She will grin, and I will again have to wipe my chin.

Nantucket could be a beginning for many new ideas. If they remake a Star Trek serious, why not have the USS Nantucket? Hello friendly aliens, I am from the Star Ship Nantucket, never mind the rest? Hahaha. Star base Nantucket? The Nantucket Nebula?

The NASA mission to Mars, why not name the ship Nantucket? There once was a commander on Nantucket, she could….. Or when scientists discover a new planet? Hey maybe a new cowboy show? The Cartwright’s had the Ponderosa, why not the Smiths and Nantucket? Can have an old man on the show as well. Old man cowboy on his horse Nantucket? Go back in history and rename a tribe Nantucket. Why not Nantucket hills, we have the Grand Tetons?

There should be more Nantucket in our lives!

There once was an old man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket;
But his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.


That was the lymric you were thinking of? Right? I know I was, because what other rhyme could there possibly be?

Keep smiling and have a great weekend!


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/30/2005 4:01 pm

This is inexcusable.
I live in the United states, but I know China exists.

When I was small, I thought seals (the mammalian kind) were made of rubber.
After all they were black and shiny.
But hey, I was FOUR.


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/30/2005 6:46 pm

JayR do you ever cut anybody any slack?

DO you need snapping turtle treatment? Chocolate? icecream with all that gooey good stuff?


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/30/2005 7:12 pm

NO SLACK!
NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/30/2005 8:23 pm

Only 20
see you go give slack!
neener neener!


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/30/2005 8:41 pm

"Girlie style" doesn't count.


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/30/2005 9:13 pm

Never crossed my mind to do anything other than male military style push ups.


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