Taste like chicken!!!!!  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
7/9/2005 8:06 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Taste like chicken!!!!!

Song of the day: Devil Woman-Cliff Richard

Don’t want to think today so I will do my impression of a bad comedian.

Intro music: Deee-deee-deee-bomp-bomp

Hello ladies and jelly spoons, wakka-wakka!

Funny thing happened on the way to the studio, I walked into a bar, I said Ouch! Woo woo!

Why did the pervert run to Kmart? They said ladies underwear half off today! Yoweza!

This horse walked into bar, the barkeep said, why the long face… za za za za !

A duck walked into a bar, the bar keep said no tab! The duck said that’s ok put it on my bill! Wee, I am DOWN with duck jokes! HA! They QUACK me up!

Why did the dumb girl tape tampons to her term paper? The teacher said each sentence ends with a period! Woooo yes.

Dr. Pepper said Dairy Queen was pregnant, it was Burger King and his unwrapped whopper! Oh my goodness beef between buns, nynk nynk nynk. Quarter Pounder me baby, yeah! Just hold the lettuce! Keep that special sauce away from me!

Hey folks guess what! Velveeta! Oh what a cheesy joke, za za za za za!

The skeleton ran away from the roller coaster, not enough guts! Wooo!

The old guys wife was walking with a female dog, yeah what a bitch! OOH baby!

This naughty girl seductively whispered to me,” show me you’re nuts.” So I put on a straight jacket, and yelled, “aliens in my brain! Aliens in my brain!”

Why does the virgin like star trek? Because she was where no man had gone before! Woo hoo!

This donkey does calculus, yeah what a smart ass! I’ll tell ya!

My buddy is in jail, yea he went to the airport and saw his friend Jack, he yelled “ Hi Jack, Hi Jack I have seat C-4!”

I went on a tour that went to all the dams in the state, man I got dam sick! Ouch!

The lawyer fell into a shark tank, he was unharmed, must be professional courtesy!

My high school buddy got a job right out of high school, know what he did with his first 50-cent piece? Married her! Oooooh!

Why did the tribal guy wear a joke strap? Totem Pole! Har har har!

A well folks that is all the time I have for today… have a good one! Take her easy, and if she is easy, well I leave that to you!

Good night!

idahoSmile 51M
27 posts
7/9/2005 10:53 pm

Your goofiness is endless. This one really made me laugh.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/10/2005 12:47 pm

Make it stop! Pleeease make it stop!

bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

7/10/2005 6:46 pm

I am new to this cite but I have been reading the local groups and your blog (old and new). You crack me up. Not only are you education and insightful, but damn funny (not everyone gets this type of humor, but I do). Seems the easiest way to figure out who is real on this cite is watch and read. I want to meet real people who are interested in meeting me. Any meeting opportunities in the future? Drop me a line.

ExploreMore4Me 59F

7/11/2005 6:34 am

P&S ... That's it...I'm raising my life insurance policy because I'll surely die from the internal ruptures caused by this laughing! (Just what kind of life coaching do you do? *Giggling hysterically!*)


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/11/2005 7:52 am

Thank you all for reading, you are too kind. grin.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? oh never mind

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