Star Wars mania, sex and you!  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
5/31/2005 1:13 pm

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Star Wars mania, sex and you!

Well with all the Star Wars mania going on, I wondered what the world would be like if all the movies were Star Wars. So here are some Star Wars movies that not made, luckily.
Geeks like me will love this movie list.

Weekend at Chewies
Citizen Palpatine
Driving MS Padme
Obi-Wan where art thou?
The Sith and the Dead
The Maltese Millennium falcon
Darth Maul Rats
10 things I hate about Jedi
Fried Green Yoda
She wore a yellow lightsaber
The alien who shot Liberty Valance
Charlie and the Driod factory
One hand Luke
Womp Rat Race
Qui Gon with the wind
Rebel Scum without a cause
The O-C3po
Perfect Storm Trooper
The longest parsec
A Connecticut Yankee in Lord Sidious’s Court
An American Were Wolf in Courisant
The Good the Bad and the Wookie
My darling Palpatine
4,000,000,000,000,000,000, funerals and a wedding
That’s no moon over Miami
Romy and Michelle’s Imperial Academy Reunion
The Clones of Madison County
Silence of the Driods
Bright Lights, Big Explosion
Mo’ Better Droids
The Hutt and I
Herbie goes to Tatoonie
Behind the Green Blast-Door
The Dark Side in Ms Jones
Along came Vader
Meet the Sith
Meet the Skywalkers
Jar-Jar of a Lessor God
Three men and a Bantha
Tusken Raiders of the Lost Ark
Remember the Jedi
One who flew over Dooku's nest

Apolybear 54M

5/31/2005 8:33 pm

P&S, you've outdone yourself this time - very cool...

I just saw Revenge of the Sith. The critics are nuts! It's the best one so far. And, it takes graphics to next level - just like the first one did in it's day.

May the force be with you...

no_strings_grrl 44F

6/1/2005 9:36 am

Fried Green Yoda!
One who flew over Dooku's nest!
The Good the Bad and the Wookie!

Holy shit that's too much. I really needed a good laugh. I am simply loving your blog...keep it up!

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

6/1/2005 1:13 pm

We are going to see Sith friday, been holding off because hate to see it all actually end. We are both major sci fi geeks.

Thank you for the kind replies.

rm_Here2play812 47M
179 posts
6/2/2005 7:30 am

Ha, Like it I do.

idahoSmile 51M
27 posts
6/2/2005 6:31 pm

This was so funny! I was inspired to come up with a few of my own. Hope you don't mind...

Wookie Who's Talking
The Pink Bantha
Droids in the Hood
Mr. Sith Goes To Washington
The Rear Windu
Ewok Like a Man
Hoth Lead, Cold Feet
Ewoking Tall
Gone With the Windu
Secrets of the Jar-Jar Sisterhood
Darth Wish
Wookie Nights
I, Lobot (a true geek reference)
The Lando that Time Forgot
Some Like It Hoth
and my favorite:
Mr. & Mrs. Sith

Love the Blog.

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

6/4/2005 9:43 pm

Excellent !
We foprgot to post gone with the Windu
the others are great!
jar-jar sisterhood excellent!! hahah

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