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Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
7/22/2005 12:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Saturdays Post Early, woo woo!

Song of the day: I’m Not in Love-Ten CC

TV Commercial Pan camera to a family sitting at breakfast

BOY: Aaawww mom cold cereal again!

GIRL: We are tired of the same old thing!

MOM: Today kids it is something new, it’s Swear Word Cereal.

KIDS: Swear Word Cereal, Wow!

ANNOUNCER: Yes it’s swear word cereal, nutritious fruit circles, with swear words stamped in them. Part of your family’s healthy breakfast.

BOY: I got Hell and Damn!

GIRL: Mommy look, I got Ass and Cunt!

DAD: OH yeah, well check this out, I got Fuck!

KIDS: Fuck! OHH cool!

DAD: What did you get honey?

MOM: Grinning: well it seems all of mine say Bitch

Whole family laughs: hahahhaha

ANNOUNCER: Yes start your family’s day right, with Swear Word Cereal, your family’s health is your concern, let us help. That’s Swear Word Cereal, ask your grocer to stock it today.

ANNOUNER: Included in each box of Swear Word Cereal is a DVD from Heart and Home. Heart and Home videos can help your family in these trying times!

Video selections include:

Embezzlement: your key to early retirement.
Housewife Hookers: Extra money, extra fun!
Sexual Harassment, Hell!: She puts it out anyway, why not for you?
Child Slavery: Old school concept, new age opportunities.
Child Beating: Get them ready for the real world!
Black Mail: Advancement, money, or public offices, yours for the taking.
Life Insurance Fraud: Your family’s new life in Mexico
Prison: Your child’s ticket to a free college education
Drug Dealing: Not for street thugs anymore
Pet Kennels/Chinese Drive Through business: Two seemingly incompatible ideas bring, great profits, low start up, and easy inventory.
Mafia Subcontracting: If you can dig a 6 by 4 hole in the desert, or carry 50 LBS of cement, this is for you!
Black Market Medical Procedures: Take advantage of the growing lack of medical insurance.

Collect all 12!
When you think family, think Heart and Home video!

ExploreMore4Me 59F

7/22/2005 5:57 pm

P&S...See...this is why I envy you...I would never think of this kind of stuff! Brilliant my friend...too funny!


patsam69 51M/51F

7/23/2005 1:33 pm

LMAO!!! How the hell do you think of this stuff? You are crazy!! but fun!

Apolybear 54M

7/23/2005 9:30 pm

I gotta tell ya P&S, that was impressive... Who needs Leno, when you can come

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/24/2005 4:29 pm

my cereal just says oooooooooooooo
must be Arouse-O-Bits

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/25/2005 11:03 am

WHy thnak you all.
Bear I an not in Leno's league..yet

Jayr-Arouse-O-Bits hahah love it great idea you will make millions!

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