Oh no not again!!! Dammit anyways!  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
7/25/2005 10:57 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Oh no not again!!! Dammit anyways!

Song of the day: Just my imagination-Temptations

Oh No the bad comedian returns!

Corny intro music–dee dee dee dum-dum

Hello hello heloooooooo

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he was not chicken…zzah zah zah

Why did the cowboy have crap in his beard?
Sing-lookin’ for love in all the wrong places.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Ell-if-I-know.. wakka wakka

Why did the math teacher have so many kids?
He added a bed, subtracted the clothes, divided the legs, and multiplied.
Whoa stop me now!

Why did the dumb ugly girl walk into a volcano?
She wanted to be a hottie..

I met this man with a wooden leg, named Smith
I wonder what the name of his other leg is?? Zah zah zah!

I was going to tell you the story of the broken pencil, but it was pointless..hahahahaa!

Why did the dumb guy walk to his office backwards?
They said “BACK to work” woo weee!

Why did farmer Brown build a chicken coop with 2 doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be Chicken Sedan!
Oh don’t ruffle your feathers, CHICKS love that joke!

What did the beached dolphin say?
He did not do it on porpoise! Honk honk!

If a bat made a baseball team would he a baseball bat… ???

I once told a peach joke
Yeah it was PITiful! Let me tell you!

A clown, a nun, a lawyer, and a duck walked into a bar, and the barkeep asks “what is this a joke?” weee!

Did you hear about the Wiccan people at the beach?
Yeah they had sand-witches for lunch, wah wah wah!

BOO! Boo! Boo!
Yeah folks we have a ghost in the crowd!

I wanted to rent a new place, but they had tenant parking.
I have more than ten ants in a jar! Wakka wakka wakka!

My air conditioner broke, I really lost my cool!
HA!

Well folks I will be back again soon, good night, sleep tight, and do let your lover bite!


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/25/2005 4:48 pm

and you thought my jokes were bad.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/25/2005 5:47 pm

GROAN! I think I will go somewhere and cry now...


freetime648 52F

7/25/2005 10:27 pm

PnS, i sure do hope you have a day job that pays well. LMAO!


xx FREETIME648 xx


Apolybear 54M

7/25/2005 10:32 pm

I'd keep your day job...lol


ExploreMore4Me 59F

7/26/2005 9:11 am

P&S...these are so bad, my dog cried when I read them out loud! You have far too much idle times on your hands! LMAO.

Hugs!

EM4M


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/26/2005 11:36 am

Jayr-I never said your jokes were bad

Keith-I can suggest a conselor for your mental health

Freetime- Yes I do have a job really!

Bear- I will keep the day job

EM4M-your dog cried, I am sorry


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