My ALter Ego! !oge retla ym  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
10/27/2005 12:08 pm

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My ALter Ego! !oge retla ym

Song of the day: Lyin’ Eyes ‒ Eagles

Today we will hear from my Evil alter ego

Ignorance-N-Abstinence

Hello Ignorance-n-abstinence here and today we will help you with ways to royally fuck up your relationships! After all why not have fun hurting those who mean so much to us. The disappointment and hurt in their faces will be a burning light you can carry with you for the rest of your days!

#1-LIE
Yeah lie about who you are, what you are, and what you will do. Say you will do something, and then be sure it is the last thing you ever plan on doing! Say you wont do something destructive, and do it as often as possible! It is best to lie about something important to the other person, and keep the lie going for as long as possible so the shock and disappointment is greater!

#2-Deny
Nothing is your fault, make sure the other person knows this. In fact lets make everything THEIR fault! I mean really, if they were not around would you need self-destructive behaviors? So it is their fault, right? The others are just too demanding, so let’s deny responsibility for ourselves, and live like jello worms!

#3 refocus their lives to center around yours
How can this person live with out you? With out your approval? With out your being the best? Why should they be allowed to grow and reach when you have things to reach for too? SO be sure to take whatever action to sabotage their friendships with others, their careers, and their family that dislikes you. Using techniques #1 and #2 work well for this. Now they have to stay at home at your beck and call! WOO HOO!

#4 make a constant state of crisis
What better way to be the center of attention! Go spend the rent money on drinking, and other things you want. Now there is a crisis that is all their fault! Make sure to make them feel as guilty as possible because it is their fault! Now we are cooking!

#5 Go for the kill
Make sure the person is always in a no win situation. They must be dammed if they do and dammed if they don’t’! Isolate them so all self esteem comes from you, then be sure to lower the self esteem as much as possible but never letting them win.
A simple example
Person A: Why the hell was the laundry not done it is your turn!?
Person B: Because I had to work extra to cover rent because you do not have a job.
A: Well I can’t get a job because I have dirty clothes! Why do you hold me back!?
B: Sorry
A: Sorry sorry what good is sorry when my life is in the toilet, thank you very much!
As you can see this can have a devastating effect, now you can use the “I am owed” tactic to get your way for a long time!

I hope this helps all those who want to ruin a good relationship. After all you will have to say good by to this person sometime or another, as we all die sometime. So let’s get to it now!

You can thank me now!
Ignorance-N-Abstinence


rm_philonymph 38M
162 posts
10/27/2005 4:42 pm

hehehee.......you didn't send this to my ex-wife, did you? This sounds like an exerpt from her bible!!!!!


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/27/2005 7:04 pm

good post

i avoid most of this by rarely dating


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


digdug41 49M

10/27/2005 7:11 pm

hey man these are absolutely great the very things I'm trying to break away from thank you for sharing

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

10/27/2005 8:01 pm

is it beck AND call? I always thought it was beckon call.

Nice picture of your alter ego, I'll be sure to watch out for him. I think I have met a few of the graduates from his school I'm almost sure he didn't study with Dr. Apolybear!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/27/2005 8:16 pm

you didn't just do something bad, did you?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

10/28/2005 1:31 pm

Philo:
No she much have picked up the talent on her own. glad you are free ofher!

Luke:
awww go date a psycho, we need the entertainment..hahaha!

wildcat:
I used this as an alter ego because I usually try to be positive, but thought a reversal might be funny!

Dig:
You are doing well refocusing your life! I enjoy seeing the progress you made! keep on man!


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

10/31/2005 12:19 pm

Red
It can be beck and call or beckon call your use is far more common I have seen many grads from the school of dumbass

Wahine
No I did not do any thing bad at all!


patsam69 51M/51F

11/1/2005 6:19 am

Holy crap! You just described my brother in law. Unfortunately my sister that I love dearly lives with him.


missy973 47F

11/13/2005 9:48 pm

I just got out of a relationship like this.


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