I fought the law, and the law won!  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
10/5/2005 11:52 am

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I fought the law, and the law won!

Song of the Day: Gangsta’s Paradise ‒ Coolio

Well now I have done it, I am going to be doing time now. I have broken many many laws, I will have to turn myself in when I find a baby sitter, and when I get my homework done! Then I am off to do that hard time with killers and .

I checked the Idaho statutes and found out these laws are on the books, well they are actually from dumblaws dotcom.

Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.

Well given the high number of giraffes running around Boise, how can this law be helped? You can get up really high and look down at the fish.

Coeur d' Alene: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

This law would help Big Red and Wife, bigredeatsbush if they lived in CDA! HA HA HA ! I am kidding

Idaho Falls, Idaho: If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle.

Well after a few more birthdays, I need to get a bike and take a trip to I.F.
“Hey buddy, what are you in for?”
“Well I forgot it was my 88th birthday, and ride my motorbike!”
“Dude watch out for this bad ass!”


Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

Ok I am really busted! The last box of chocolates I gave weighed only a pound! I wonder if it is like drug convictions the offense is judged by weight? For every pound under 50, you do extra time? Maybe I can plea this one for giving up the dealer? Ok Hallmark shop, you are going down for selling underweight Chocolates.

It's illegal to hunt from the back of an animal.

I suppose this is no hunting from horse back, but I was thinking of taming a deer, and then ride it to go deer hunting. IF I was president I could challenge by asking Define animal! Define hunting! Define back! Can I hunt from the front of an animal?

Pocatello: A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view"

Ok I will show my concealed weapon, then nobody will know I have it, wow the bad guy will be surprised!

Pocatello: A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

Been to Pocatello many times, not a lot to smile about! Well maybe when you are leaving.

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Ok here we go again, I am busted! Those of us that went to the fair on a Sunday, lets turn our selves in, it is the right thing to do after all! Will be seeing serious time for this!

You may not fish on a camel's back.

OH man! Now I have to go and return my camel I just got for fishing. Who needs a boat?
Camel-Wednesday, “hump day?” Oh never mind!

Well I wonder if they will have a new registry for those of us who broke dumb laws? I wonder when I have to register as a dumb law offender? My face posted on the Internet, maybe I will be a “red flag” offender! Will this bring shame to my family? Will I ever be able to find a good job? The neighbors will try and kick me out? Oh the hours of therapy I need!


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

10/5/2005 4:33 pm

P&S- LMFAO! It's a good thing I don't live in Idaho! Then again, maybe we'd be cellmates!? (Hmmmm, imagine the possiblities!)

I'm curious as to how many Indiana laws I've broken. I've been told that it is illegal in Indiana to have sex in any position other than missionary. Uh, oh! If this is true, you may never see me again!

I better go check out that site....

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rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/5/2005 5:22 pm

There must have been problems at a zoo with a pond. What do you think?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

10/5/2005 8:40 pm

OK, that settles it, next time I hook up, I am going to CD!


AlbertPrince 58M

10/6/2005 6:12 am

They really don't want you to fish, do they?


AltumHunksUnite 53M

10/6/2005 9:52 am

There's one in Virginia that says an unmarried woman cannot have a gentleman caller inside her home unless he's standing just inside the doorway with the front door open, visible from the street, and he must be wearing a hat.

Let me drive. I like the view


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/6/2005 10:23 am

Wonder how many I have broken....lol

I guess those camels loose thier value by 25% when you ride them off the lot...don't they?

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

10/6/2005 11:47 am

Hey Friskey!
Well if we were cellies I would really do HARD time evil grin!

Wahine:
There are more animals running across the road on the way to the zoo then at boise zoo. (actually the zoo is not too bad) So in the past 30 years Boise zoo has not had a giraff??

Jezebelle!
I bet you broke many many laws! Bad girl!

Hey Red:
CDA is not as fun as Boise, and far more expensive to live. You could get a motor home for your escapades!

Albert:
I am not srue what the deal with fishing laws. I really wanted to get a Giraff or a camel! haha


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

10/6/2005 11:50 am

Cleavis
going to start seeing ladies from virginia? LOL!


justme69again 55M

10/7/2005 6:19 am

If you put a saddle on your camel then technically your in the saddle not on the camels back. You can go fishin.


patsam69 51M/51F

10/7/2005 10:24 am

Holy crap! LMAO!! i wonder if they have those extremely necessory laws in the sunshine state. If so....Have broken many....wnaa share a cell?


patsam69 51M/51F

10/7/2005 10:24 am

Holy crap! LMAO!! i wonder if they have those extremely necessory laws in the sunshine state. If so....Have broken many....wanna share a cell?


patsam69 51M/51F

10/7/2005 10:25 am

damnit! I hate when that happens! ^^^^^^


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

10/8/2005 5:46 pm

Hi Sam!

Hi SAM!

dont ya hate it when that happens??

grin


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