I am lazy today!  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
8/6/2005 12:39 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I am lazy today!

I got this great email. DO you hate those forewarededdededededededed Email things that people sent. Well Igot this one! I love it!

An E-Mail of Thanks

One of my God-fearing, devoted friends sent me this letter of thanks. As you can see, he has succumbed to the pressures of reading (and believing) all of his e-mails. Go in Peace!

THANKS! I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern....

I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer accept packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our troops. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from **** with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat prepackaged foods because the estrogen they contain will turn me gay. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer go to bars because someone will drug me and take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to 7 of my friends and make a wish within 5 minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who has been dying for the past seven years.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I will now return the favor. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will fly over your head at 5:00 pm and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend's neighbor's cousin, and he's a lawyer.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/6/2005 1:53 pm

I would like to cut and paste your blog and send it to a certain "friend" of mine.

But I won't.

Delete, delete, delete.

bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

8/6/2005 2:24 pm

Well, I am guilty of occasionally forwarding an e-mail, but I try to only send the ones that I haven't seen before and are worthy of reading. I figure people that do this obsessively, simply don't have any original ideas in their head, but they want to say hi to you anyways. Where do you think I got my blog post for 8/5?

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/6/2005 6:07 pm

JayR WHy not cut and paste and send, be evil be evil!

Red-I do send the really ood stuff, but usually it is the same folks over and over forewarding everything.

Jezebelle_ Thanks for stopping by! Hope you day is going well,

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/7/2005 5:06 am

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love it I truely do......No wI just have to send it to my mother, my sister, TALA! lol and a few other people I shall not mention yet are members of this friendly site

Oh but I wont I shall be nice anyway if I do they will only send it back to me


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
8/7/2005 5:51 pm

I have to agree...those emails are a pain in the ass!

rm_tradeandplay 47M/53F
15 posts
8/7/2005 9:05 pm

OH, so true!!! LOVE IT!!!

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/7/2005 9:30 pm

P&S- I got the same email a couple weeks ago! Too funny! I laughed so hard when I first read it! Whoever came up with it is a genius!


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/8/2005 8:35 am

Hello wyvern-I have had that happen they sent it back to me, they must foreward almost everything they get, arrrgghh!

HUMBOLT-hELLO thanks for stopping by, nice to meet you.

Bella-Wow thanks for stopping by, hello back to you!

Trade-Hi again, hope your day is going well.

HEll00000 F&F- Always a pleasure to be in your presence! I love thsi email as well, had to send it out to everyone, so I could annoy them back! hahaha

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/8/2005 4:19 pm

P&S- I did the same thing! Great minds think alike I guess! I wouldn't be surprised if everyone has blocked me from sending them emails now! lol

And, it's MY pleasure to be in YOUR company! Why do you think I keep coming back?


patsam69 51M/51F

8/9/2005 6:00 am

I have received that a few times..but I have to read it and laugh everytime.

Hey...no song of the day???

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/9/2005 9:23 am

F&F- DO they still make them like you? Wow!

Hi PatSam- well was too lazy to think of a song hahah

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/9/2005 1:13 pm

P&S- Nope... they broke the mold when they made me! LMAO


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