Harassing Dr. Bear, again, hopefully he will not be pissed  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
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7/14/2005 11:52 am

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Harassing Dr. Bear, again, hopefully he will not be pissed

Our good blog friend Dr Bear, apolybear is now considering becoming a professor. He does seem to have wisdom, insight, and an approachable air about him. Well should we test the good Doctor, and see if he can answer a few professors like questions. So to earn his PHD in ego teneo panton quod operor non-alieno, Manga Cum Loud, we ask bear to respond to the following.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? African and European.

When spanking a naughty a female student, given a constant rotational velocity of 1 meter per second at one-meter distance from the axis of rotation. What would the paddle velocity be at two meters?

If a tree falls in the forest with no one to hear it, does any body care?

Given that one pound of fat yields 3500 Calories, and the average male burns 500 Calories per hour of intercourse. Beer Belly Bob needs to reduce 100 LBS to be attractive to his wife. Hookers in Bob’s town cost $300.00 per hour. How much money would Bob save if he became a celibate monk doing God’s work?

Which lady is out of place in this group?
Jessica Simpson, Andie McDowell, Charlotte Ross, Peta Wilson, & Amy Smart.

Jill is hornier than Kimberly, and Betty is a Hot bi ‒babe. What can you conclude from this statement?

In less than four paragraphs, write an instruction manual that will allow the average man to completely understand women.

If an AdultFriendFinder person lies in all things s/he says, and the person told you s/he was a liar, what is the logical conclusion of this statement?

In Detail please describe the meaning of existence.

We thank DR. Bear for his blogs, friendship, and tolerance to the general silliness of the situation.

Have a great day all


bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

7/14/2005 9:08 pm

If I only had a brain...

Wasn't Charlotte Ross the mom from "Facts of Life"? I pick her to be out of place...

If Bob needs to lose 100 lbs to be attactive to his wife, maybe she should bob Bob to reduce his blob...

Jill is gonna bag Betty first and probably get to be on top...

Oh, and please put me on your waiting list for Dr. Bear's instruction manual, I do need it so badly.


bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

7/14/2005 9:15 pm

Oh, and as a "born again hedonist" the meaning of existance is to experience as much pure ecstasy as possible. Sorry for the double post, but how often are we asked the meaning of existance?


ExploreMore4Me 59F

7/15/2005 4:37 am

P&S...Professor Bear offically now hands his hands (ummm...and anything else he can manage) full! I thought I was interested in his classes, but if there's gonna be questions like this...YIKES...this blonde is in serious trouble! (Do you think he'll offer private tutors?) LMAO.

Kisses
EM4M


Apolybear 54M

7/15/2005 8:04 am

So you want to ask me a few professorial questions eh? Sure, why not…

1 How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?As much as he wants.

2 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? African and European. Monty Python and The Holy Grail: Approximately 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

3 When spanking a naughty a female student, given a constant rotational velocity of 1 meter per second at one-meter distance from the axis of rotation. What would the paddle velocity be at two meters? I don’t spank women at a constant rotational velocity, so the question is moot.

4 If a tree falls in the forest with no one to hear it, does any body care? The woodchuck might along with some ants and bugs.

5 Given that one pound of fat yields 3500 Calories, and the average male burns 500 Calories per hour of intercourse. Beer Belly Bob needs to reduce 100 LBS to be attractive to his wife. Hookers in Bob’s town cost $300.00 per hour. How much money would Bob save if he became a celibate monk doing God’s work? Ok, seven hours of fucking = 1 pound, so Bob needs 700 hours with the hooker to lose 100 pounds. At $300 per hour, poor Bob would save nothing because his church would abscond the entire $210,000 he would have saved on prostitutes.

6 Which lady is out of place in this group? Jessica Simpson, Andie McDowell, Charlotte Ross, Peta Wilson, & Amy Smart. Andie McDowell is a brunette. The others are blonde.

Jill is hornier than Kimberly, and Betty is a Hot bi‒babe. What can you conclude from this statement? On AdultFriendFinder, Kimberly would get 30 emails a day, Jill would get 50 emails a day. Betty’s email box would explode.

In less than four paragraphs, write an instruction manual that will allow the average man to completely understand women. Who needs four paragraphs? All men have to do is listen to women and do what they tell you to do. Understanding is neither recommended, nor required. And, it’s also the secret to successful long term relationships.

If an AdultFriendFinder person lies in all things s/he says, and the person told you s/he was a liar, what is the logical conclusion of this statement? Their pictures would still be 10 years old and 30 pounds ago.

In Detail please describe the meaning of existence. Existence is all about personal growth and enlightenment. There are infinite paths, infinite perceptions, infinite possibilities ‒ all waiting to be explored.

Here’s my idea of a meaningful existence: The night off, a warm hottub, soft jazz, steaks on the grill, some ultra mellow herb, an enchanting lady and wearing nothing but smiles.

And last, but not least, a healthy Granddaughter.


mi_mwpm 51M

7/15/2005 11:49 am

LOL

Good job Doc!


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/15/2005 1:06 pm

Well dang!

WHo can argue with the wisdom of Dr Bear PHD.

He even picked out the brunette, dang no fooling that guy!!


ExploreMore4Me 59F

7/15/2005 6:55 pm

WOW...Professor Bear, PHD ...<Bows graciously> Truly spectacular! LOL

EM4M


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/15/2005 8:19 pm

Thanks Hb Girl you are cool, and we enjoy you as well !


Apolybear 54M

7/15/2005 9:55 pm

Great questions S&P. If it's ok with you, I'd like to post this on my blog with you getting mucho kudos...

I have to admit this post was one of my better efforts...lol


Apolybear 54M

7/15/2005 10:02 pm

Oh S&P, now I can't get that diddy out of my head "If he only had a brain"...lol Thanks a lot. The scarecrow indeed...


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/16/2005 12:28 pm

Yes Bear post away post post post it is all in fun.

besides got the scarecrow song stuck in your head


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