Another one of my sex stories!  

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F
1147 posts
10/13/2005 1:12 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Another one of my sex stories!

Song of the day: The Deep Throat Theme

Hello and welcome to the worlds worst erotic story.

As she seductively walked into the room, she burped the national anthem! She was hot! And she looked at him, he was hot too, so he turned on the air conditioner. Their hot but cooling down bodies met in the room of passion, because the room with a shower was already rented out.

She approached him, and he approached her, and they managed to kiss with out bumping noses. He whispered into her wanting ear “Would you like to play Doctor?” She looked wide-eyed at him, trying to appear innocent, and whispered back, “Yes.”

Very good then doctor, he stated, as you can observe I am in an aroused state. Blood has engorged my penis, and is ready fro intercourse to take place.

She sighed, Yes doctor, I too am in a state of arousal. My vulva is swollen, and my vagina is lubed so I can receive the penis for intercourse to take place.

Very good doctor, shall I take lead for this operation?

Yes that will be fine for this procedure

Alright then, I shall now position my face to place my tongue in and around your genital area

Very good doctor, please proceed ------ Thank you doctor, your talents are beyond your years.. I shall not take your erect penis into my mouth.

Very good doctor please proceed with the procedure---- well done doctor, you handled the large tongue depressor well!

Thank you doctor!

Now if you would assume a position on your knees, and arch your buttock high as possible we can proceed with intercourse.

Very well doctor, one moment.

Now doctor I can observe the musculature of your legs, and the firm roundness of your well developed glute muscles.

Thank you doctor, you may now proceed!

I will now position myself behind your buttocks, as you can observe my penis is fully erect and will easily enter your aroused vagina.

Damn Skippy!

Then suddenly the Vikings from That Credit Card Place bust in through the door, and ask “What’s in your Wallet?”
The man tried to fight the Vikings, but he was no match for them. He was a whipped little pussy boy who admitted to getting butt fucked in prison, by the smallest inmate. He was given a swirlee in the toilet, and had his lunch money taken.

The woman was ravished over and over and over and over and over. Then once again for good measure, while up side down.

She then loved no one but Vikings. But the Vikings left and never called the next day, and she felt so used. She got an account on A dating SIte but no Viking contacted her. She died The End

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

10/13/2005 10:17 pm

P&S- LMFAO, You're too much!

At least there weren't any Sith Lords in this one... lol


ExploreMore4Me 59F

10/14/2005 4:59 am


Hugs & Kisses My Friend!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/14/2005 11:23 am

This reminds me of something the Coneheads would do, ha. If the Coneheads were bikers...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

10/14/2005 11:34 am


Glad you liked, hehehe

Yes I am certifiable, I have many cerifications, shall I list them for you again? Hopefully next summer I will have more

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
10/14/2005 12:49 pm

What happened to the doctor?

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

10/14/2005 7:22 pm

coneheads been years since I see them! haha

Oh the Doctor, he moved to New Yrok and became a leader of Gay Pride day, and sold pink shoes out of a van.

patsam69 51M/51F

10/14/2005 8:26 pm

holy crap!! that sucked!

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/15/2005 4:32 am

That was ... Hot ... ish ... kind of ... maybe

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

hourglasses 47F

10/15/2005 10:05 am

Sorry, it wasn't as good as the one with the Star Wars ending

rm_philonymph 38M
162 posts
10/15/2005 11:07 am


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

10/17/2005 8:14 pm

It was sopposed to suck

Dork?? Moi?? what??

HAHA hot?? not even close laugh

Sorry I will do better next time

THanks glad SOMEBODY liked it

patsam69 51M/51F

10/19/2005 4:18 am

I KNOW!!! why doesn't my sarcasm leak through my keyboard? Damn!!

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