In a sick mood.  

Pheonix_Dragon 105G
189 posts
9/1/2006 8:07 am

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9/17/2006 6:33 pm

In a sick mood.

I've been feeling sick for the last week. Must be the weather changing.

One day... a boy was rumaging through the garbage and found some old welder's goggles. He liked them so much, he wore them every day. He wore them in the shower, at breakfast, in class, even when he went to sleep. One day he missed the bus to school. He was sitting at the side of the road when a car pulled up...
Old man: Hey little boy! Need a ride?
Boy: Yeah. I missed the bus to school.
Old man: Well hop in. I'll give you a ride.
So the boy hopped in the car and they drove off. A short ways down the road...
Old man: So... Do you know what bigamy is?
The boy scratched his head and adjusted his googles...
Boy: Uhh... No. I don't.
They drove a little farther...
Old man: I'm curious. Do you know anything about polygamy?
Wiping the lenses on his goggles the boy shook his head...
Boy: Ahh... Nope. Sorry.
Just as they were approaching the school...
Old man: Son. Do you know anything about sodomy?
As the boy opened the car door he turned to the old man...
Boy: I'm not really a welder you know.

florallei 99F

9/1/2006 2:31 pm

Feel better soon Sweetie, lots of rest and plenty of really does help.


FrankPicasso 52M

9/2/2006 10:02 pm

Get well soon, Pheonix. Miss ya!

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