Jokes to be shared at Christmas dinner  

PetMeSanta 77F
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11/26/2005 4:09 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Jokes to be shared at Christmas dinner

Santa has been wondering about the quality of jokes we will use this year in our Christmas crackers.

By popular demand we have decided to include our racey section.

Please let us know what you think .

An example of joke in cracker

Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly

An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her,
"Hey ! How about it babe ? You and me ?"

As she got up to move, he said loudly, "Honey, you sure look like you
could use the money, but I only have an extra two dollars."

She looked back and replied just as loudly,

"What makes you think I charge by the inch

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