The letter!  

PassionateBeat 44M
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7/11/2006 4:19 pm

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2/12/2010 1:07 pm

The letter!


This morning when I got up I booted the PC and started to prepare breakfast. When I came back to the home office I noticed that I had mail from a Hot chick friend of mine so I figured I should read it.
This chick I will call her Miss Duglas usually sends me jokes, funny picks and occasional chail letters like this one and of course, as usual, I read it.
Here it is...

____ ____
____***____

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want,
if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from
you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I
won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and
card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a
hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here
or not."

(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)

************************************

Marriage (Part I

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you
a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads:

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part II

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he
was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the
phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you
so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is
so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His
wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day,

he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He
left

it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke
up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a

piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created
man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the
masterpiece.

____ ____
____***____

Well that was it, I had a hoot, its funny but I must say, I think Miss Duglas may have some backwards...

PassionateBeat

sweet_ladysuz 40F
1 post
7/12/2006 1:38 pm

Thanks for sharing with us . Continue to be Passionate !!!!!!


PassionateBeat 44M

7/12/2006 4:37 pm

Ohhh yeah, count on it

PassionateBeat


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