The deal  

PassionateBeat 44M
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11/28/2005 5:01 am

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The deal


A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..."
Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"Well, what is it like?"
Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."
So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

PassionateBeat

LOL loved this one

femme872 29F

11/28/2005 6:40 am

hahah thats hilarious. Thank u. A rabbits life really is heaven.


PassionateBeat 44M

11/28/2005 9:10 am

--Femme872--
So, does that mean you would like to be a rabbit??

Yumm!

PassionateBeat


femme872 29F

11/29/2005 6:47 am

Actually Passionate, according to the chinese calendar, i was born in the rabbit year. So maybe i have a little rabbit in me.


PassionateBeat 44M

11/29/2005 10:31 am

--femme872--
LOL that is funny, Me according to the chineese calender I am a rat.

<<Hmmm Maybe that is why my x-stepmother would sometimes say "Why you dirty little rat!, wait till I catch you!">>



PassionateBeat


femme872 29F

11/30/2005 5:30 am

hmmm sneaky sneaky rat.


PassionateBeat 44M

11/30/2005 6:21 am

--femme872--
Uhhh are you calling me sneaky LOL

PassionateBeat


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