Important Changes at the UN  

PassionateBeat 44M
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8/25/2005 1:22 pm

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Important Changes at the UN

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has
been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the
hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up
konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be
growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
"ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20
per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double
letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al
wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is
disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be
reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking
German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

lifeisablast333 54M

8/25/2005 3:04 pm

cool dude

PassionateBeat 44M

8/27/2005 10:11 am

Ya Danke ser!

femme872 29F

9/25/2005 4:51 pm

This one's hilarious.

PassionateBeat 44M

10/2/2005 12:36 pm


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