Three guys washing windows at the 30th floor...  

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8/10/2006 1:03 am

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10/8/2006 12:55 am

Three guys washing windows at the 30th floor...


Sit down on their scaffold and break for lunch. The Mexican guy pulls out his lunchbox and moans,"Tacos again! If I get tacos one more time, I'm gonna jump off this scaffold and die!" The second guy, a Jew, pulls out his lunch, "Oy! Matzo ball soup again! If I get matzo ball soup one more time I'm gonna jump off this here scaffold and die!" The third man, the blonde guy, opened his lunch and gave a shrug. "Darn baloney sandwhich. If I get another blaoney sanwich I'm going to jump of this scaffold and die."

Next day. Now the three guys are at the 50th floor when lunchtime comes. They sit down to eat. the Mexican opens his lunch bucket and screams, "Ay-yi-yi! TACOS!" and jumps off the scaffold and falls to his death. The Jew opens his lunch pail. "Matzo ball Soup? Oy-Gevalt!" and jumps off the scaffold and dies. The blond guy opens his lunch box, "Baloney sandwich. Darn it all!" and jumps off the scaffold to his death.

At the funeral for the three guys, the three widows are sitting together. The Mexican woman is crying her eyes out, "Oooohhh if I had only known he couldn't stand my tacos, I would have made him Chicken, Albandegos soup, anything! Oooooooohhh" The Jewish woman is beating her breasts and pulling her hair. "Oyyyyyyy is me! If I had only known he didn't like my matzo ball soup I would have made him a cheese burger, potato latkes, anything -OOOYYYYYYY-VEY ME!" The two sobbing women glare at the third wife sitting there whistling and doing her nails. She looks up and says, "Whaddya' lookin' at me for? He made his own lunch."

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