| How to give good head !!!!!! |
Jun 3, 2007 5:17 am
Mood: sexy, 5942 Views |  | I found this article on a website and with my love of all things oral it appealed to me.
I thought i would share it with you all.
How to ensure you get the oral pleasure you so rightly deserve
1 If she keeps gagging when giving you a blowjob, you may want to try standing in front of her as she sits on a chair. Let her hold your cock as she sucks it; this way she’ll be able to control how much of it she allows in her mouth.
2 Some girls are keen on you putting your hands on the back of their head as you thrust into their mouths, but a lot of girls aren’t. Ask her first to avoid coming across as a sex pest.
3 If you want to control the angle she’s taking you in her mouth, gently gather her hair in your hands and use it as a soft and fluffy steering wheel. Don’t use her head like a Nintendo 64 joystick – she won’t like it one bit.
4 For a really good blowjob – and especially during deep-throat – make sure she’s sitting at a comfortable angle. Otherwise her neck and back muscles could tense up and it’ll be game over.
5 If you want to finish off the job yourself, that’s fine. But it’s better if you include her somehow. Perhaps you could tell her one of your biggest turn ons is watching her watch you masturbate.
6 Remember that the taste of your sperm is affected by certain foods. Curry, beer, asparagus, garlic, onions and broccoli all make it gut-wrenchingly foul. But apparently citrus fruits, especially pineapple, make it taste sweet. Which means she’ll do it more!
7 If you’re trying deep-throat, it’s very important that you don’t thrust into her throat, otherwise this will trigger her gag reflexes and she could vomit all over your cock. Let her control it.
8 If you’re self-conscious about the taste or smell of your penis, buy some spearmint lube as a treat for her, and as peace of mind for yourself.
9 Why not help her out by wanking yourself off as she licks and sucks you. It’ll be light relief for her jaw and a quick fix for your cock.
10 If you need a piss before, go! Your bladder is located right by your prostate gland, which triggers ejaculation. So if your bladder is full (after around seven pints of lager, no doubt) it presses on to your prostate, making orgasm more likely and harder to control.
11 Ask permission before coming anywhere on her face or body. She may hate the idea, or she may love it. At least give her a chance to get her boobs ready, her mouth open or her head under the duvet!
12 Grow out of the phase where you give your cock a pet name. It’s much sexier to say ‘You want some, do you?’, rather than ‘Are you ready for Dillinger to come out and play?’.
13 For an added treat, have a cold fizzy drink by the bed, and get her to hold some in her mouth while she does it.
14 Some women bizarrely find it easier to sword-swallow if they give the blowjob upside-down (head hanging over the side of the bed) as it slides right down. Suggest it if she’s struggling.
15 Boffins reckon that blokes like deep throating because of the sensation of the head of the penis hitting something back there. So, if your lady’s finding it hard, get her to position herself so that the head hits towards the back of the roof of her mouth. It’ll feel the same.
16 Ask her to look at you while she does it – eye-contact improves oral tenfold!
17 If she’s biting you, tell her! There’s no need to endure 10 minutes of agony when a quick word will sort it.
18 Lift her hair out of the way – as well as making it easier for her, it’s sexier when you can see what she’s doing.
19 Have a shower together first – then she’ll know before she gets her mouth round it that it’s 100 per cent clean.
20 On your birthday, request that she wakes you up in the morning with a blowjob. You’ll soon get out of bed full of beans (as will she).
21 There’s nothing like the classics: go to the pictures when it’s empty and get her to go down on you in the back row. Careful what you film you watch – Charlie’s Angels: yes; Schindler’s List: no!
22 Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob.
23 When she’s got your entire length in her mouth, get her to turn her head to the side and trace a figure-of-eight up your cock. It’s good, honest!
24 Make sure she knows that you don’t have to be hard for her to crack on! If she puts her mouth around it when you’re soft, you’ll be rock solid in a jiffy.
25 Get her to break out the yoghurt. It’ll feel fantastic and you won’t hear a single moan about getting fat.
26 If you’re using condoms, don’t get jiggy with any oil-based foods, otherwise they’ll damage the rubber.
27 Spice up any blowjob by getting her to add the ‘twist and swirl’. She should masturbate you, twist it slightly as her hand reaches the head. At the same time, swirl the flat of her tongue around the rim of the head.
28 Get her to tongue-flick your frenulum (the fold of skin that meets your bell-end).
29 Once in her mouth, get her to let go and go hands free!
30 Try analingus as a change. Yep, you guessed it – that means arse licking. Come on, you might like it! But only after a good bath or shower.
31 If the previous is a bit much, get her to lick your perineum. That’s the bit between you balls and bum.
32 If it’s taking a while to come, help her out by lightly thrusting into her mouth. Not too hard, though, or you’ll choke the poor girl. |
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| Sex Addiction!!! |
May 30, 2007 5:36 am
Mood: contemplative, 5873 Views | I have for a long time suspected that Sex can be an addiction just as much as cigarettes and alcohol and drugs. The rush from an orgasm is like no other feeling well I think so.
So when I read an article the other day about sex addiction being a real condition I found it really interesting.
This is part of the article
Sex is a powerful driving force, and for some people it becomes an all pervading preoccupation which can lead to dangerous behaviours and life threatening habits. Like any source of pleasure, sex can become addictive, in which case it becomes distorted and is used as a means of escape from the problems of everyday life. Like all addictions it becomes self perpetuating, participation in the act becoming necessary as a way of avoiding the overwhelming sense of shame, remorse and guilt. Rather than deal with the problem, fantasising about the next or some past sexual activity leads to a feeling of comfort and encourages the sufferer to proceed to turn the fantasy into reality.
The consequences of this addiction are many, from social rejection to suicide. Many sufferers are arrested and imprisoned without being offered help. They may have hurt others in their pursuit of the addiction and are overcome by remorse and guilt. Those who are closely connected to them suffer grievously either directly or indirectly and share in the growing sense of hopelessness and helplessness which can often lead to suicide. Help is available and many sufferers do manage to find a way forward which can help restore them to normal functioning and heightened self worth. As with other addictions, success follows an honest admission of the problem and the seeking of help from others who understand the nature of the problem and will not seek to judge them.
I found the article both interesting and thought provoking.
Let me know what you think .
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| Virginity!!!!!!! |
May 30, 2007 5:25 am
Mood: bored, 5671 Views | After talking to loads of men I've come up with the conclusion that men on average lose their virginity alot later than women.
I have no idea why this is. I was 14 myself far to young to appreciate what i was doing. Most of my school friends were also 14.
I think it would probably have been far wiser to have waited but once its gone its gone.
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| Tattoo's!!!!!! |
May 28, 2007 12:08 pm
Mood: contemplative, 5534 Views | I seem to have a complete obsession with tattoos at the moment. I find myself in supermarkets,nightclubs wherever i am noticing them everywhere.
Is it me or does everyone seem to have a tattoo of some description or am i just noticing them more.
I would love to get one myself but am such a baby about pain and needles. I am gonna do it but its getting the courage to go do it as I'm such a softie.
Does it become an obsession for people too celebrities seem to have one then just get obsessed with having loads. Is it the tattoos they like or the pain i ask myself??
I also wonder if it hurts more too have a tattoo done in certain areas of your body I mean your face and head have got too hurt.
Anyway enough of my ramblings | |
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| uk room !!! |
May 27, 2007 12:17 pm
Mood: annoyed, 5380 Views | Need a rant blinking UK room chat page keeps freezing and its so hard to keep up with convos. Only option is to reload manually or go out the room and come back in.
I know i'm not alone and that loads people keep having same problem.
So hope its fixed soon..... it seems to be fine for ages then wham sticks !!!!!!!! | |
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| Clubbing !!! |
May 27, 2007 4:10 am
Mood: energetic, 3836 Views | I had a great night out last night clubbing. I danced till me feet ached. I can't believe though that in Uk room for chat yesterday someone told me I was too old too go clubbing.
It got me so mad are you ever too old to do the things you love and when is old too old.
In todays society people are living a hell of a lot longer and 39 is in no way old. I personally will continue to club as I love it so much. If people have a problem with that its their problem.
Here's to growing old disgracefully.
T xxxxxx | |
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| Hangover cures!!! |
May 24, 2007 2:49 pm
Mood: contemplative, 2973 Views | I can't believe after posting that I aint an alco i'm now asking people for their hangover cures lol.
After feeling so ill today after drinking heavily last night it got me thinking so I thought i'd ask.
[ I did have a good excuse I was drowning me sorrows about me footie losing hehe) | |
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| thanks rad bro!!! |
May 22, 2007 10:53 am
3102 Views |  | just wanted to thank Rad bro for making me my graphic for my blog. He's a lovely kind guy and this place would be crap without him.
ps. hope he and playnice have a great time such a lovely couple.
xxxxxx |
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| I am not an alco lmaooo!!! |
May 22, 2007 9:10 am
Mood: aggravated, 2004 Views |  | Why does everyone assume that when im happy i must be pissed. Im a happy person most of the time and always try to smile despite trials and tribulations in life.
So to set the record straight i enjoy drinking vodka every now and then and am not an alcoholic.
Thanks xxxxx |
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| big thanks to all !!!!!! |
May 22, 2007 5:46 am
Mood: cheerful, 2038 Views |  | I just wanted to thank everyone in Uk room who have made me feel so welcome since I joined in November 2006. I feel a bit like a reg now and not a noob. Everyones been really nice to me and made me feel so welcome and have had some great laughs in chat and met some great people.
Hope too have many more laughs and meet some of the great people on here.
Take care all
T xxxxxxxxxx
big hugs to all |
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| men arghhhhhh and life pissing you off!!! |
May 21, 2007 10:17 am
Mood: aggravated, 2112 Views | oh lifes so shit sometimes you think you got it all sorted and then wham everything goes wrong.
Men in particular seem to have this nack of messing me up. Maybe women should learn to live without men mind you there would be no need for em if vibes could do diy etc.
Maybe women put too much faith in men full stop and we should give em up.
there feel much bette after that thanks | |
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| a poem i found online that i love !!!!! |
May 19, 2007 4:07 pm
Mood: happy, 1996 Views | HAPPINESS
Happiness uplifts me
Happiness fills my heart, my mind, and my soul
Happiness gives me the strength I need
Happiness is a good feeling that enters my mind each day
Happiness takes my sadness away
Happiness fills my eyes with joy
Happines makes me excited and thrilled
Happines warms my heart and soul each day
Happiness gives me a sense of relief each day
Happiness welcomes me each morning when I get up
Happiness can be seen in my eyes
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