Yo Moma ( a monkey)..lol  

PMSKhan 86G
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6/24/2006 4:28 pm

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6/24/2006 4:31 pm

Yo Moma ( a monkey)..lol

*Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?
*Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.
*Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo mama is a jolly good fellow. *Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave your mom a dollar and she fucked me too!
*Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch.
*Violets are blue, roses are red, please tell Yo mama that she gives some good head.
*Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack. I don't mean to be mean, but Yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
*This is a fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack.
*Roses are red, I'm at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying "Change for the poor."
*Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you.
*Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo.
*Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama asked what's stupid and poor, and I said you.
*Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay.
*Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama's so ugly, I don't know what to say.
*Roses are red, violets are blue, a bitch like *Yo mama belongs in a zoo.
*Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama's breath smells like five day old stew.
*One good snap deserves another, so between my legs you'll find your mother.
*Why yo mama on my nuts? Would you come and get her please?
*Ho keeps sayin' she wants me... And how she love that gov'ment cheese!
*I'll smack the bitch if she don't leave with the backside of my hand, smack her ass in to next week, straight in to the promise land!

~~~ a Great Mama~~~~

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