This is better than saying "I love you"  

PMSKhan 85G
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5/21/2006 8:29 am

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5/21/2006 1:18 pm

This is better than saying "I love you"

Dado woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Dado looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, spotless, clean.So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and noticed a note on the table,"Honey,breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you, Mamo."

So he went to the kitchen and sure enough
there was hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His dotta was also at the table,eating. Dado asked, "Dotta, what happened last night?" His dotta said, "Well, you came home after 3A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.
"Confused, Dado asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and! Breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replied, "Oh, that!Mamo dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"



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