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I didn't get everything done on my list but made a good dent. At least the bushes in front of the house are trimmed and my Christmas lights are up. I also got some other miscellaneous stuff done too.
I did not put up the Christmas tree but perhaps I can work on it during the week. It's 6:30 and I really want to dust and vacuum before any decorations go up in the house, I can take my time, watch a little TV and dust during commercials. The decorations are stored in the closet of my office, so it's not like I have to go up in the attic to drag everything down.
I did have two guys lined up for sex this weekend but schedules got changed. Ron (Saturday) had relatives show up and asked to move to Sunday. Chuck (Sunday) asked if I could see him on Saturday instead. It's amazing how things just work out.
So I met Chuck Saturday night at 7:30 now I know why he didn't post a photo, he was short, fat, and ugly. Yes, I said it. But do you think I turned around a left? No! I'm not that shallow. I went in and he sat next to me on the couch and we started to talk. He's a nice guy, easy to talk to. Then he started to unbutton my shirt, rub my crotch, unzip my pants. Hell I'd let him give me a blow job. (If some HOT STUD would let me do that to him, I'd be thrilled.) Unfortunately he was a biter, when things would start feeling good, OUCH! I believe in open communication if you want good sex so I told him.
We then moved to the bedroom and he got undressed and again who am I to judge, I've lost 75 lbs things are starting to sag on me. (Thank God for plastic surgery, as soon as this weight is off, tummy tuck here I come.)
Now I will suck any size dick in front of me, as long as you smell fresh and not like you took a dump and didn't quite get it all. (Honey, that's why you got skid marks in your shorts!) I went south and the smell radiating from him was not pleasant.
Plan B to the rescue, I have this jelly ribbed sleeve that fits over your dick and will sent shivers through your body I asked him if he had some "KY" so I put some in the sleeve some on my had, lubed him up and slipped it on him. After about three stroke he tells me he's going to cum and wham bam in two more strokes he does! That was the fastest I have seen anyone cum in my life. (If there are any ladies out there reading this, I'm sure you have.) When he went to get cleaned up, I put on my clothes.
I talked to him for about another 15 minutes or so when he started to smoke. Now I knew I had to get out of there, my eyes started to burn so I told him I was going to call it a night and head out.
As I was leaving he said, "Maybe we can get together again." I said, "We'll see." What was running through my head was a list of people to call and let them know my new phone number. Better yet, does anyone know how much it costs for call blocking?
P.S. Ron didn't call confirming Sunday which is ok with me. Maybe another time.