I'm going to get in trouble again ...  

ObsidianButtrfly 41F
18 posts
1/31/2006 5:20 pm

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3/16/2006 8:01 am

I'm going to get in trouble again ...

Uh oh! I think I'm going to get in trouble again...

I just changed my geographic location in my profile because I'm going to be moving in a couple of months. As I don't have a picture posted (clue - this will be important later), and my profile is aimed at turning away people rather than attracting them (weird, huh?), I didn't expect any responses.

But, guess what?

Not only have I a suitor, but he is impressed enough to write three (3) pages! Wow! I now know more about him than I do about Abraham Lincoln!

He starts out telling me that, I do not smoke, but can tolerate a mild smoker if everything else clicks.

I'm so glad he's willing to tolerate me. Although I have always wanted someone to love and cherish me, I guess that tolerate will do.

He goes on to give me his complete academic and work history. Nice of him, as it will save me sending off for his transcripts. He's some kind of rocket scientist, so it's nice to know in advance that if I ask him about his job, whether I listen or not won't matter, as I won't understand anything he says. I can fairly accurately predict that, as I didn't understand everything he told me about his work in his initial message, but he sounds impressed at his accomplishments.

I did understand the part about him having his very own hot tub.

I saw your profile and would very much like to get to know you. It would be great if we could explore this possibility and it would be fun to have a good special friend to spend fun times with. What am I looking for? First off, in my business position, I have to ask you maintain discretion. I'm looking for an intelligent, attractive, energetic and creative woman to spend occasional time with.

(For those who haven't had the pleasure of studying my profile, here it is in total: "Profile for ObsidianButtrfly
I'm just here for the blogs. I used to be interested in sex and men, but now I'm so depressed that I just want to be left alone with my computer.
My Ideal Person:
A nice, kind man who will fulfill my every need, my every fantasy, my every desire.")

Now, doesn't that convey that I'm "an intelligent, attractive, energetic and creative woman"? I am so impressed by someone who can read between the lines like that!

I'm also impressed that he is so important that discretion is a must. It says he's divorced, so that's not it, right?. Personally, being taken out in public is so over rated. I prefer lovers who feel they have to hide me from their friends, family, and whoever else might consider me to be unacceptable. I have always aspired to being taken out of the closet like the vacuum cleaner and then being put back after I've performed my function.

Then he launches into a very long and intimately descriptive fantasy of our first meeting. He said that it was inspired after reading my profile.

It starts out, I imagine that you've decided to meet me. As you walk towards me, I see that you are even more beautiful and sexy than your pictures indicated.

I would hope so. Personally, I think the picture on my profile looks awful. Really gray. No facial features. I'd have to be dead for a week to look worse.

In his imagination, We fit just PERFECTLY together. Since he weighs twice what I do, I guess he's only talking about certain parts of our anatomy. He describes himself as "long and very thick", so I have my doubts about that, too.

Guys, for what it's worth, a copy and paste of something that you're sending to every woman who turns up on a search isn't going to make me real gushy. It doesn't make me feel real special.

But, hey, the pictures he sent me show a good looking guy. He seems to have some money (his very own hot tub!), so if anyone is interested, contact me and I'll pass along the two different email addresses, yahoo and aol IM addresses that he sent, along with his profile name here. He did forget to include his phone number.


AughtMusedSpill 48M

2/1/2006 4:50 pm

She's back!


smartmama 58F

2/2/2006 5:59 am

haha!


MillsShipsGayly 51M

2/2/2006 6:00 am

lol .. linked here via kelli4u2dew


caressmewell 53F

2/2/2006 6:30 am

Welcome back!!


blueguy1051 60M

2/2/2006 7:00 am

Yeah, I wasn't too fond of the pic on this profile ...


TTigerAtty 62M

2/2/2006 9:04 am

Dear ObsidianButtrfly,

Your profile pic is so beautiful albeit a bit mysterious! You remind me of someone else I believe I've seen on this site. Gray, long hair and a youthful looking silhouette.

I have learned that the Aztecs had a goddess called Obsidian Butterfly, Itzpapalotl. She ruled a day in their calendar. Descriptions of her vary; most say she has the claws of a jaguar. One source I have read said that most of her is hidden in another dimension and all that shows in this dimension is her claws, making her very misunderstood.

I would have sent you an email, but I did not want to seem presumptuous. Apparently you get quite a bit of email of that nature.

Rather, I just want to leave a comment welcoming you to Blogville.

Sincerely,

MelancholyMoth

P.S. I smoke premium quality cigars. I hope you don't object.


MyRealLoverOne 46M

2/2/2006 2:13 pm

Welcome back!


KDR305 46M/46F

2/2/2006 2:38 pm

Great post! This is my first time here, I linked here from [blog kelli4u2du] and am very glad I did!

I love it when smart, secure ladies on here take guys to task for their assumptive, arrogant, ridiculous emails and comments.

Hopefully, with a "saturation bombing" approach, posts like this one will filter out into the site at large and some changes can be made.

I for one am often embarrassed FOR these dolts.

You're now officially on my watch list.


AlbertPrince 58M

2/2/2006 3:28 pm

That will teach you to spell out what you want!


ObsidianButtrfly 41F
6 posts
2/2/2006 4:29 pm

TTiger, yes, that is the source of my name. I'm impressed!!!


TTigerAtty 62M

2/2/2006 6:54 pm

Thank you for saying so, Ms. O.B. I learned all of this while attending Google University! Perhaps you've heard of our famous college football team, the Google Gargoyles!


ObsidianButtrfly 41F
6 posts
2/6/2006 11:54 pm

Sexyfit - I'm starting Narcissus in Chains now.


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