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There's sand in my sneaker.
I say sneaker, it's only one.
The other's clean as a whistle.
I jog. I work my body hard (oh baby!).
I don't understand why there's sand only in one of my sneakers. I mean, they both went along the same track. They were both in the same park.
I've tried running around the park in the other direction but that doesn't make any difference.
There's still sand in my right sneaker and nothing in the left.
Is it getting in, or is it already in there and trying to get out?
I wish I knew.
Oh, if you know let me know. If you're a guy, I'll buy you a beer.
If you're a woman, a glass of bubbly and some great oral sex. You're getting a bonus. I wouldn't normally offer the bubbly!