Wherever is Anita?  

Notbigbutwilling 49M
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8/23/2005 4:41 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Wherever is Anita?

I'd like to meet Anita.
Anita Shag. The only girl on the internet as horny as, well, as me.

Oh yes, if you believe their ads, there are hundreds on-line. But why don't they contact or answer me?

I really do wonder why pretty, intelligent girls aren't interested in me. Oh, perhaps it's because they actually ARE intelligent!

But why is it that they are so happy to meet guys who post 'dick pics', even if it's probably not their dick? Or the guys who look like axe-murderers?

I don't know. But I'm clean, healthy, and harmless and can't seem to get anyone's serious attention!

It's because I'm honest, isn't it? I tell the truth on my profile and it costs me dearly. I admit I'm not hung like a horse, that I'm not perfect, that I'm very horny and love all (not just the 'perfect') women, and worst of all - that I'm not rich (horror)!

I don't care! I'll tell the truth and stay horny forever. Stuff that!!! Where's my camera? I'm off to find a horse!!

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