Ready and willing  

Notbigbutwilling 49M
67 posts
10/13/2005 5:23 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ready and willing


So how do you know when I want for sex?

Just check the following:
-Am I breathing?
-Am I male?
-Do I have a pulse?

Simple.

Now, how do you know when I NEED sex?

-Elevated temperature
-Dilated pupils
-Shaking hands
-Extreme skin sensitivity
-Dizziness and disorientation

Oh, and by that stage, probably my lips locked passionately onto yours as well.

Oh and if I'm asleep, that won't stop me either.

Damn, I'm a horny bugger!!

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