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I have come to a realisation.
When it comes to pet names for women, I suck! I just can't think of any I'd like to call them. Or ones they'd appreciate being called!
I mean, what to you call someone you haven't met yet, even though you're madly lusting after her?
Sugar lips? I haven't tasted them yet, she could be off drinking vinager for all I know!
Theys sound more like names for sugar-coated breakfast cereals!!
*Try new honey-buns, at your supermarket now! Your dentist will love you!*