My Mission  

Notbigbutwilling 49M
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9/14/2005 3:58 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

My Mission


Captain Insano is on a mission!

My mission has two objectives.

First, the tough one. To stamp out male stupidity on AdultFriendFinder! I know, it's tough. But I'm Captain Insano, so I'll try. Because I'm nuts!

Captain Insano offers his hand in friendship to all those women who have been ill-treated by the shits, sorry, men online here. The Captain is here for you. He will talk to you. He will listen to you. He will understand. He will respect.

He will hunt down and unleash his revenge on the men who hurt you. He will fill their socks with cold custard and paint their willies blue while they sleep! He will impregnate their toilet paper with Dencorub and worse - tell their wives!

The other part of the mission is to eradicate an awful enemy of Captain Insano. Something he REALLY hates above all.

Sensible underwear.

It's EVIL I tell you. For heavan's sake, you're not a NUN are you? Why are you wearing those nasty things.

Go and get something made of lace, of silk or satin.

Or leather.

Whatever.

Just get something matching. Something high-cut. Something that makes you feel HUGELY SEXY. And strut a little.

Do it for yourself.

Do it for your country.

Do it for CAPTAIN INSANO!

And send me a picture.

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