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that vanilla is the finest of the flavours
that chocolate is both good and evil
that women are like vanilla and chocolate
that I have one foot in the grave
that I have the other foot in my sock
that melons grow on trees
that trees grow on money
that a rolling stone is going downhill fast
that if I was an animal, I'd be a Teapot
that if I try hard enough, I can be just like a real boy
that if I AM hard enough, I can be just like a real man
that if I wait and stay pure long enough, Ms. Right will be along
that if I don't, and get nasty, Ms. Wrong will come
that all good things are worth waiting for
that all bad things are worse waiting for
that if I keep this up long enough, the men in the white coats will come and take me away.....
Won't somebody take a chance with me.....
It isn't contageous.