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Why are they called that? Fish don't have fingers. Is that because they've all been cut off and crumbed?
Why are strips of bread Soldiers? Do they have guns? Do real soldiers line up to be dipped into an egg?
How do they get away with selling tim-tam balls? How cruel it must be that somewhere out there are hundreds of tim-tams walking funny!
Why are they a pair of socks when I can only find one? Why do tumble-driers eat socks?
Why is a savings account called that when you always spend the money? Shouldn't it be called a spendings account?
Life is full of hard questions!
Ask the silly ones.